MY FUNNY SECONDARY SCHOOL MEMORIES

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Hello! It's been a while I last created a post wanted to type something but I was so confuse on what to write on from the numerous write up's in my head, until a friend of mine asked me to tell him a joke and I remembered of a funny experience I had in secondary school which I shared with him and he found it so funny. So let me take you to some of my funny secondary school experiences.

I once had this student teacher(a college student doing his teaching practice at my school) he was so funny and friendly to us his students. He always tells us stories which we know that most are lies but no one was courageous enough to question him. A certain day he began his story as usual and he told us this time around that when he was in secondary school he and his friends took their studies so serious, that they do pull off their shirts due to too much heat that emanates from their bodies while solving maths. I'm sure a classmate of mine named Matthew couldn't take it anymore as he raised up his hands like someone who wanted to ask a question. Our student teacher told him to go on and behold Mathew spoke ''Uncle please tell us more lies''. 😂 The whole class bursted into laughter our Uncle was dumbfounded and from then till the end of his teaching practice our Uncle didn't tell us more lies and from them till the end of his teaching practice our Uncle didn't tell us stories anymore or should I say lies . Lol!

I once had a classmate let me call her Prisca (not real name) that normally tells us of wealthy her family is. One day Prisca told us that there was a swimming pool in the bathroom of their home. I told her swimming pool ought to be outside the building and she said No! that it's inside the building and a part of the bathroom that the bathroom is super large and they even train fishes inside the swimming pool. Lol! A friend of our's couldn't take it anymore and said Prisca your family is really wonderful and we will love to see that swimming pool and fish pond of yours. 😂 Prisca declined our visit that her dad his strict and doesn't allow she and her siblings to have visitors.
We eventually visited Prisca when she was so ill and discovered the home she leave in was below average.

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A certain girl do tell us that she doesn't put on earings because anytime she does she start to have headache. A day we saw her putting on earings and we asked if she wouldn't have headache and she told us she was cured through ceasensrain session, that a ceasensrain surgery was conducted on her ears. 😂 We were in Jss1 then and most of us didn't know the meaning of a caesarean session, we asked a teacher about it and when will were told the meaning we had our filll with laughter. Throughout that term she was being mocked.

I'm Prechyrukky and these are some of my funny experiences when in secondary school. Hope you had fun?

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