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Life can be stressful. We constantly have to deal with our problems, frustrations, irratations, our fears of what tomorrow may bring, and what the future holds for us. That is why we have to, once in a while put aside our baggages, our worries, and have a laugh – at ourselves, at our troubles, and at Life. Laugh and be happy, come what may!

Definitions You won’t See in The Dictionary

Egotist – someone who never talks about other people. - Unknown

Failures – people who cannot put things over because they are always putting things off. - Unknown

Gossip – what nobody admits to liking, but everyone enjoys. - Unknown

Happiness – an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Heathen – a benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel. - Ambrose Bierce

History – an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. - Ambrose Bierce

Imagination – a warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership. - Ambrose Bierce

Immortality – the condition of a dead man who doesn’t believe that he is dead. - H. L. Mencken

Infidel – in New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does. - Ambrose Bierce

Inflation – cutting money in half without damaging the paper. - Unknown

Intelligent conversationalist – someone who simply nods in agreement when you are speaking. - Unknown

Politics – a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

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