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Life would be dull and gloomy if people did not have a sense of humour, if there were no laughter. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.
Tact – laughing at an old joke as if you never heard it before. - Unknown
Tavern – a place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Jonathan Swift
Television – something we watch in order to tell other people why we do not watch. - Unknown
Tennis – a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch. - Unknown
Tomorrow – a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored. - Unknown
Toothache – the pain that drives you to extraction. - Unknown
Transvestite – a guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. - Unknown
Vacation – a time to play or rest – depending on your age. - Unknown
Weather forecaster – someone with whom the weather does not always agree. - Unknown
White lie – a way of colouring the truth. - Unknown
Wrinkles – something other people have, similar to my character lines. - Unknown
Yawn – an honest opinion openly expressed without a word. - Unknown
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