Your kids are lucky to have you man. You had me entertained and awaiting the next sentence from the start. Eh, you’re funny. I don’t know why you never accepted any of those COM challenges. I bet you’re hilarious in the flesh.
You learned how to roll the big burrito is California—ain’t that the truth! Eh, people who don’t know - don’t know but to anyone reading this, check it out—fact: California has the best weed and best Mexican food on the planet. Sure, 5th largest economy, named coast lines, true, but the part they don’t stress enough is the Mexican food and weed.
That part about you keep track so you don’t go over 90 is frikkin funny.
Thanks for the entertainment Splatts. That was a good one. Ya’all have a good weekend.
That make 1 person that I can get to laugh 😉 I’m glad you got som chuckles out of this one. I was goin to keep going with the potty talk but sometimes that can get a little out of hand.
My go-to place in Fresno Roberto’s. It’s a meat market but Berto himself makes plates. You can get a chiliverde breakfast burrito regular size, which is big enough. But for those that need just a little more to fill them up.. you can get Berto Size!! That tortilla he uses has to me a minimum of 15 inch diameter. The amazing part is, they don’t fall apart while your eating it. I bought enough burritos from Berto to examine his technique and perform it pretty well. Not to mention the Taco Trucks that are setup with seating and awnings. When I was doing Helicopter work on a 230kv reconductor job, we would stop in and load up on tacos on our way to the next fly site/landing zone. “I’ll take 10 Asada tacos please” they had this avocado salsa they put on it... OOOHHH MYYYY!! Shovel 10 of those down the hatch, then hook up to the 60 foot rope that is attached to the bottom of the helicopter and back to work. Hahaha
90% crazy, no you gotta look at that like cheating in school. If you keep your grade around that B+ A- range no questions asked. But if your acing everything and it’s pretty obvious you are stoned everyday, then some eyebrows might be raised. I am in no way speaking from experience or admitting guilt.
@jlsplatts
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This local place makes a Hawaiian burrito. Asada, ham, cheese, bell pepper (green and red) grilled onions and pineapple. It is my favorite!!
Edit:
Just got home from an outage and look at that... Hawaiian burrito
Yes, Yes it is... The Manliest of Man Burritos. Hahaha Speaking of Manliness, look online for a book called The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. DUDE!!! You will die laughing. I think I have found it before and you can read it for free online. Trust me you won’t be disappointed. I will find it and share it on discord. OMG I totally forgot about that book. Hahahah
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You just crack me up @jlsplatts. I can't believe you ate that whole thing yourself, you could have fed a small country with that bad boy. Great post as usual.
Your kids are lucky to have you man. You had me entertained and awaiting the next sentence from the start. Eh, you’re funny. I don’t know why you never accepted any of those COM challenges. I bet you’re hilarious in the flesh.
You learned how to roll the big burrito is California—ain’t that the truth! Eh, people who don’t know - don’t know but to anyone reading this, check it out—fact: California has the best weed and best Mexican food on the planet. Sure, 5th largest economy, named coast lines, true, but the part they don’t stress enough is the Mexican food and weed.
That part about you keep track so you don’t go over 90 is frikkin funny.
Thanks for the entertainment Splatts. That was a good one. Ya’all have a good weekend.
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That make 1 person that I can get to laugh 😉 I’m glad you got som chuckles out of this one. I was goin to keep going with the potty talk but sometimes that can get a little out of hand.
My go-to place in Fresno Roberto’s. It’s a meat market but Berto himself makes plates. You can get a chiliverde breakfast burrito regular size, which is big enough. But for those that need just a little more to fill them up.. you can get Berto Size!! That tortilla he uses has to me a minimum of 15 inch diameter. The amazing part is, they don’t fall apart while your eating it. I bought enough burritos from Berto to examine his technique and perform it pretty well. Not to mention the Taco Trucks that are setup with seating and awnings. When I was doing Helicopter work on a 230kv reconductor job, we would stop in and load up on tacos on our way to the next fly site/landing zone. “I’ll take 10 Asada tacos please” they had this avocado salsa they put on it... OOOHHH MYYYY!! Shovel 10 of those down the hatch, then hook up to the 60 foot rope that is attached to the bottom of the helicopter and back to work. Hahaha
90% crazy, no you gotta look at that like cheating in school. If you keep your grade around that B+ A- range no questions asked. But if your acing everything and it’s pretty obvious you are stoned everyday, then some eyebrows might be raised. I am in no way speaking from experience or admitting guilt.
Cheers
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I can’t tell you miss Bertos or anything. Nah, not at all.
Berto’s... never heard of the place....
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That thing is a beast!
I'm usually good for 2-3 asada burritos a week. :)
One of my faves!
This local place makes a Hawaiian burrito. Asada, ham, cheese, bell pepper (green and red) grilled onions and pineapple. It is my favorite!!
Edit:
Just got home from an outage and look at that... Hawaiian burrito
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That looks delicious! Now I need to find something to eat.
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Man that is a Manrito right there. Holy Whoppers! Ima try and copy that badboy. Nice jobe Holmes 👍🏾
Yes, Yes it is... The Manliest of Man Burritos. Hahaha Speaking of Manliness, look online for a book called The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. DUDE!!! You will die laughing. I think I have found it before and you can read it for free online. Trust me you won’t be disappointed. I will find it and share it on discord. OMG I totally forgot about that book. Hahahah
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😁 will do lol
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TrufflePigThat's really a destroyer burrito @jlsplatts ... you got everything in there from any side of the world, you eat the world!😁😁😁
I can’t wait to see what I can do with the rumored tortilla shells that are the size of a pizza. Hahaha. The flavors were all there!! Oh Ya!!
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You just crack me up @jlsplatts. I can't believe you ate that whole thing yourself, you could have fed a small country with that bad boy. Great post as usual.
ENJOY
Oh yes, it was a monster for sure. I’m going to be checking if the rumor is true. A HUGE tortilla like 15-18 inches across. OH MY!!
Funny stuff as usual, and always a great way to start my day, with a couple of good laughs. You have got the appetite of a 400 pound sumo wrestler.
