The Crack History of the Universe Book 1 Ch.20 Flesh

After the annihilation of the Serpent People from the face of the Earth, or so the Yithians and the Dinosaurs believed, a new great transformation began as the two species began to forge a new civilization and world order upon the lands of Pangaea to restore and sustain peace as they saw it.

The Yithians managed the Dinosaurs mostly as they saw them as the perfect proxy armies to use against their enemies that would challenge them for the control of the planet Earth. To this end they began to use the Religion of Cthulhu to create a new system of Dinosaur Kings who would be chosen by Yithian high clergy to act out their wishes and keep those under their control pacified and content with life as it was along with attempts to discourage dissent for the current system of theocracy the Yithians had set up to control those under them.

The Yith-Dinosaur Dominated Planet

By the year 220’000’000 B.C.E. many more evolutionary developments occurred alongside the Yithians and the Dinosaurs construction of their dream civilization.

The very first Crocodiles and files came to be through evolution. For the homes of these new species there also came into being new environments in the form of the great Gymnosperm Forests with they’re massive trees and diverse and plentiful spawns of fauna and flora adorning its lands in canvases of natural verdant beauty.

It was also the time when the Goddess Gaia created the Proto-Mokole a group of were-lizards and were-crocodiles who were to serve as the keepers of her memories to chronicle the ever-changing events of the Planet Earth from the Shadows. These new lifeforms masqueraded as mere Pangaean slaves and other servants of Dinosaur Kings and lords and they would simply observe events from the sidelines never interfering.

Many of these Proto-Mokole would become scribes, archivists and secretaries and assistants and servants for those in the highest positions of authority in the world to aid their true lord Gaia by retaining more memories of the many events and happenings that occurred upon her great planet as it turned.

For other curious events, it was at this moment in time that a one Ms. Frizzle a time traveler from the future took her class to observe this period for the purposes of educating her students. Little was disturbed within the time stream from this incident so this incident was ignored.

Society in the Jurassic Period

Sometime later in the year 215’000’000 B.C.E. the very first Turtles, Sauropod Dinosaurs, the coelophysis Dinosaurs came to be through natural evolutionary processes alongside many other naturally evolved mammals.

Throughout the next 15 million years from the start of the Jurassic Period; Dinosaur-Yith Civilization stabilized into a peaceful existence. The Males among the Dinosaurs would hurt for food and the females would study Magic to become priestesses. The Yith Clergy controlled Society at large using its great theocracy organized around the Yithian’s interpretations and selective editing of the teachings of the Great Old One himself! Only through the Yithians could new kings and dynasties rise to power from their status as nobles of the great lands of Pangaea.

All was not completely peaceful however as the occasional slave revolt kept the Male hunters sharp in suppressing anything from Pangeans, Devolved Pangeans that resembled monkeys and apes more than actual Pangaeans, and even on rare occasions ambitious Mokoles would lead rebellions with some Ancient Pokemon employed such as Aerodactyls, Armaldos, and Claydols among many other Pokemon types.

Beneath the surface of the Dinosaur King’s civilization again however laid the Serpent People ever the ambitious and stealthy species they continued their policies of taking slaves from the public eye unbeknownst to many of the sentients in the Dinosaur-Yithian Civilization and society and continued their plans of conversion and recruitment of new Serpent People almost as if they’re previous publicly known Empire’s fall never occurred.

The War that Shattered the Empire

By the year 200’000’000 B.C.E. the society of the Dinosaur Kings and the Yithians had enjoyed peace for countless millennia and their society grew; metaphorically speaking: “fat, jolly, and proud.” But all of that changed seemingly overnight as the corporation known as Trans-Time Corp set up its meat processing plants.

Trans-Time came from a future timeline at the time point of the 23rd century C.E. where organic meat was a rarity in comparison to synthesized foods. Trans-Time promptly engaged in breaking the laws of Space and Time to hunt more organic meat at an earlier point in History where Humanity would not be catastrophically affected by extraneous hunting from the future to be able to make maximum profits from minimal damage to the Space-Time continuum based on the estimates of Trans-Time’s internal profit managing boards…

Thus, began a great war between the Dinosaurs and this Multi-National Organic Cuisine Giant from the future! It was a brutal conflict with many Dinosaurs being harvested for meat by Trans Time’s Fleshdozers which could take a whole Tyrannosaurus and crave it into pre-packaged flesh on site to be processed into more food to be shipped back into the future for more profit to fund their war effort!

Only a brave coalition of Tyrannosaurs and such legendary heroes such as Old One Eye the Tyrannosaurus and Shanana the Wild Woman stopped Trans Time and destroyed its main base Trans Time Base 3 in a great battle that stopped the nondiscriminatory genocide of all the Dinosaur species across the period thus stopping the Triassic-Jurassic Extinction Event from annihilating all life forms during this time and allowing the survivors of this conflict to live on!

Conclusion

After the defeat of Trans-Time its harvesting operations withdrew from this moment in time secured in their profits although their investments would be hurt and possible prosecution for interference with the time stream was likely to occur in several known timelines in the omniverse.

Nevertheless, the losses suffered by the Dinosaur King’s lands and much of Pangaea were almost too great to bounce back from…while culture flourished and productivity soared; certain voices and subsections among the Yithian Clergy both in and outside of its positions as the World Controllers began to question their benevolent intentions and even the religious faith itself. For what had the devoted to the word of Cthulhu had done wrong that they deserved such a great massacre of the innocents and the attempted genocide of thousands of species at the hands of what looked to be silver giants from the Heavens who could destroy them with only their bare hands!

Thus, would begin the fracturing of the Yithian Clergy’s power and from that point onward there would be no going back to the olden days of peace…