Broken Shit, Cool Shit, Dead Shit all lessons for SteemsteemCreated with Sketch.

in #fml5 years ago (edited)

The meme is just kinda click bait and fortunately is one of the few things we don’t have to worry about unless we’re trying to extort people with hacked data... 🤣😀🧐

Google Plus is finished!!! I had no idea about this and only care at all because somehow unbeknownst to me some pictures and video got stored on the Google+ cloud and are now set for deletion at any given moment.

This sucks because many of those pictures only exist there due to my SD card debacle I still haven’t resolved whereby I mysteriously lost thousands of priceless photos due to what I think is a fake piece of shit scam.

Anyway, that set a series of events in motion of everything breaking, since then I’ve lost not one but two ACs in my home and the third and last functional AC unit now has a short that’s causing my breaker box to trip. My pump on my aquaponics system somehow evacuated 100 gallons of water and destroyed itself. No clue there either ? Then in my attempt to salvage farther back memories from a very old droid phone I discovered it will no longer charge or power on.

We are not finished,the air compressor on my cars AC blew yesterday as well, did I mention i live on the equator.

Never mind I’ll make some coffee, whoops the gas ran out on the stove just now.

Ok rant over, at least the fan works fml !

On to this videos I’d suggest all steemians watch. fast forward to the 5 minute mark on this first one if you do nothing else and listen to what he says about the failure of google+ which echos are issues with momentum and adoption.

https://youtu.be/oTnE8-wXhlE

Up next here is an example of great content. This same guy has compiled and described 11 cool websites. A few of which could benefit steemians that do steemhunt or want to use license free photos.

https://youtu.be/ZlEP2jz61lA
Last but not least the top 10 dead websites. More things steem could learn from.

So yea broken shit, cool shit, and flatlined shit. I stole a meme sue me. That’s some dead slang !

https://youtu.be/j5zJqf9EA6g

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Sorry to hear about your AC, that's terrible. Things will come around. Stay cool 🐱

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Thanks, things always work out as long as I don't make brash emotionally charged choices.. Ebbing and flowing in the matrix can bring on the when it rains it pours life for some needed perspective...

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stay cool
Lol meaow...give that cat a saucer of milk. :-)

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Sassy cats gets warm yogurt

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Ah google assistant saves the day.. Still tons of things are missing but somethings are salvaged!

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Almost unbelievable how many things just went bad for you.

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IKR! I'm almost afraid to leave the house but it's getting sweltering hot and my wife wants me to go try to fix my aquaponics system.. So say a prayer or flic a bic, poke a voodoo doll, send vibes are whatever u feel is appropriate will be appreciated by this steem stranger!

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Righto I will send some prayers 👍

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Welcome mate😀

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Your plight sounds a lot like what happens to me in stages...and at the most inopportune times.

Maybe the next cycle of time will bring you unexpected good fortune?

I go through these storms as well. My manifestations are out of tune or perhaps setting me up to acquiesce to some silver linings.

These cycles are trying to turn me into an angryman @angryman 😡

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My manifestations are out of tune

You probably need to tweak the spontaneous fulfillment mechanism within the what-cha-ma-call-it doojiggy, due to a malfunction...???

Indeed, so turn it off and on right 😜

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Payback for integrating yourself into the Steem matrix ;-)

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Serves me right ! Just knowing @ned is somewhere in suburbia Austin Texas writing a blues tune about me that will make the most hardened men weep is enough for my wildly out of touch imagination.. Someday we'll reward pool our talents together and write the steem song..

It's advisable but not required to stand and salute the steem flag with one hand over your heart and one playing pocket pool while singing along in harmony...

I think this is the preliminary stages of heat stroke...

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Fuck, you don't have any AC's right now? That's a horrible thing... I can't imagine the pain you must feel right now! -.-

I can relate to such events. A series of failings. Shit happens!

Last week I was running errands with my badass looking Royal Enfield. (That I was driving with an Enfield is totally necessary for this story, lol). I packed all the stuff I bought in the bag (leather) that is on top of the petrol tank. I arrived at home and tried to unpack the bag. I recognized that there was something really fucking disgusting inside. My hand was full of some kind of weird sauce that smelled like the worst shit I ever smelled in my life. I freaked out because it was so bad. I ran inside the house and washed my hands like 10 million times. The smell was still there. I had to throw away the whole bag and everything that was inside. It was so bad. I couldn't have used anything that I bought.

So I went out again and bought the exact same stuff I bought earlier. The cashier guy looked at me confused.

I arrived at home again. This time everything as planned. I unpacked everything in the kitchen. As I was walking towards my bedroom upstairs I smelled something fishy. I opened the door and I see SHIT ALL OVER MY FLOOR IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM. WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM. Looked like catshit or dogshit. Man, I tell you I freaked out...

Speaking of series of events, lol.

Is the mystery Shit and unsolved case ? That’s messed up 💩

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There was a cat inside the room. She was sleeping in my wardrobe and I didn't realize that until she tried to get out at night. Stupid cat :D

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That's exactly the case with my Nissan. as soon as the warranty expired I started having issues.

I once wrote a, song where the lyric is "something in the right might pop your tire, an asshole at work is gonna get u fired, you better look again coz ur warranty expired, the only thing to do is try and get a little higher" 😎

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So google + is finally dead ; one of these blockchain based social systems has to take off even if it’s not steem

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