MOUTHGASM #7 : Breadfast of CHAMPIONS (Thanks to @breadcentric!)

Do you know the real meaning behind the phrase “Breakfast of Champions” ? I will tell you.

Breakfast of champions essentially means a culinary item of your choice that makes you wake up early in the morning with a burning desire to consume it ASAP.

This is going to be a short guest-Mouthgasm post, but I could not wait to show you all the breakfast of CHAMPIONS we had this morning - all thanks to @breadcentric and his mind-blowing bread that literally made us moan (true story, the first bite was followed by a very loud, synchronised “daaMMMMMMMMNn this so good”.)

As I previously mentioned, we're not morning people, however some things are worth getting up for. Sure I may not be Linda Evangelista so it's not $10000 sadly, but honestly, I'd take this bread over a carb free diet and 10 grand any day 😂 Although, the bread we were gifted had a decent amount of DELICIOUS protein in it, as it was covered in crunchy, baked seeds of all kinds. Aleks kept pinching the seeds off the bread, so we had to put it away in efforts to preserve the original ration of seed to bread.

Just look at this bad boy, seeded, crispy on the outside, yet moist and soft in the inside with the perfect amount of bounce.

After awakening from my mini morning nap after cradling this baby home like a child, it was breakfast time, and we knew exactly what we were having for breakfast! Bread and smoked salmon, and melted cheese on bread. We even had 3 different types of cheese in the fridge to melt on these beautiful pillows of orgasm - onion and balsamic cheddar, onion and herb cheddar and finally some extra mature Canadian cheddar. (Cheddar galore lol!) Of course while preparing, we kept nibbling on the bread - you know bread is good if it’s delicious on its own.

Oh and I simply had to try @gillianpearce’s recommendation of worcestershire sauce and melted cheese toasties - as expected it was a phenomenal combination. I know what I’m having for breakfast again tomorrow ;)

We're not exaggerating or trying to kiss @breadcentric's ass here - honestly, this was the best bread any of us have had in a long LONG time. Unfortunately in the UK they just don't make great bread as they do in Europe. Most people, like us, pick up mass-produced, chemical laden shitty bread in the supermarket for convenience and price. So this was just next LEVEL!

We may have been robbed of bread once, but this doesn't mean we don't get to savour some of @breadcentric's jizz-inducing bread. We're hooked! And you, Tomasz, are a god of the breads. This bread was magical dude!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GRANTING US THE GIFT OF BREAD!

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