Vegemite leave's the Aussie bush and takes on the world

It's no secret that Aussie's love to travel and no matter where you go around the world you're likely to find an Australian or two; They're easy to recognise due to their awesomeness...They just stand out. Vegemite is no different...It loves to travel and so it's time to say farewell to the bush and hello world!

Several days ago I decided to share some Australian awesomeness with the steem community and offered to send a jar of Vegemite to a couple of users. All they had to do was comment on that post as to why they wanted some. Job done. You can read the Vegemite giveaway post here

Anyway, rather than send awesomeness to only two users I'm sending it to FIVE users. I've got your packages ready to go and have thrown in a couple of extra little things for each of you as well. You guys may be best served by revisiting my previous post in respect of how to deploy awesomeness (Vegemite). It's not something you want to dive head first into.

To be honest I don't think I've ever met a non-Australian who likes it but we'll see how it goes. I hope the five recipients refer back to my last blog or they could be damaged for life. OK, so you won't be damaged as such, but your perception of Vegemite may be skewed by your incorrect deployment of its awesomeness.

So, who gets some and why?

@honeydue, you are on the list. Commiserations Congratulations! I have chosen you because you're a vampyr like me as us vamps need to stick together. Your love of garlic bread, and resulting awesomeness-status, is rivalled only by my own and adding Vegemite to your life can only take your aweseomeness to ninja-status! I also like the fact that you think I'm sending you a hitman. You wont know for sure...Until it's too late. I also look forward to the post you write about it...If the hitman is unsuccessful.

@ginnyannette, you are on the list. I have chosen you because I think that your resulting post about your experiences would be epic! You write so well and have a great sense of humour (humor to you American's). You're also getting some because your hubby and kids will get to share in your experience. There's nothing like the face a kid pulls when they try Vegemite for the first time. Priceless. I know you'll not post pictures due to privacy concerns however I look forward to reading about your experience.

@drippingdrizzles, you are on the list. I have chosen you because you mentioned Marmite which is available in your neck of the woods. Marmite is...Well, Marmite...Umm, it's...Well, it ain't awesome like Vegemite! Sorry bro, it just isn't. I'll be interested to hear what you have to say about Vegemite. We have Marmite here but I've only tried it once. It's detrimental to a person's awesomeness-factor.

@krazzytrukker, you're on the list. I have chosen you because you're a hard worker, like cats, drive a big rig and well, you're a "krazzy fucker trukker". I know this because you put your hand up to try Vegemite. Just kidding mate, Vegemite won't kill you much. Just a little. Just follow my instructions in the last post and you'll be ok. Avoid the temptation to take a spoonful straight out of the jar bro. That's advanced-level-Vegemiting...Not for young players like you my man. Baby steps buddy, baby steps.

@balticbadger, you are on the list. I've chosen you because you were nice enough to send my silver all the way from your place to mine plus a little gift which was greatly appreciated. Also, you have kids and a wife who will also get to try Vegemite if they dare along with you which is cool. Say your fond farewells to all before you deploy Vegemite though. Nah, not really...Just cowboy up mate and get it done. We start eating Vegemite as babies here so a big strapping bloke like you will be fine. Probably.

OK guys, so I have addresses for three of you already so if you have not sent me your address please do. Hit me up on Discord, (details below) or on Partiko chat. If you have neither let me know and we'll work something out.

Soon Vegemite be saying goodbye to the Australian bush where it was born and will embark on its big adventure. Vegemite is heading to the United Kingdom, Germany, Romania and America to some great people who are willing to risk death have a try of this much-loved Australian spread. If you're interested the Vegemite website will show a heap of Vegemite recipe's but the old-faithful white bread Vegemite sandwich remains my favourite. Anyway, if you have not checked out the blogs of the aforementioned users then you should do so as they all have some great work to share...And they might never be able to blog again after trying Vegemite...

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