This one woke me at 5 in the morning and wouldn't let me go back to sleep for anything...

Nobody home but the cats crawled out of a dark cupboard on the third pass and went back to boiling glue on the stove and found it had all boiled away to a sticky layer on the bottom of the saucepan that was now a superglue and could stick anything together forever.

Two inches higher than the average man boo-boo couldn’t resist what any of this was worth and so took a nightcap on top of the chilly that was backfiring and what with all the fumes in the kitchen was soon no longer at home.

For the rest of the day and night the student house became a strange place of dark shadows going this way and that with none knowing how to even stand on their feet.

Eventually hunger drove them all to the kitchen where the glue from the saucepan was passed around until they were all stuck together in an amorphous mass of heaving bodies.

Over the next few days the fumes from the superglue ate all their brain cells until there was only one brain cell left which was used to get them or it up to the hills where it found a dark cave and moved in.

Pretty pictures from Pixabay