FRANK Product X Alpha Launch Imminent | BACON Model X Reveal Flaws Leaves Buyers Ranting For More!

In the automotive media, we call him Frank Bacon. He’s the imaginary sum of every worst behavior among the traveling class of ALT writers, the one who expects AIRHORN and turndown service on his BLOCKCHAIN-paid junkets before even considering laying hands upon the latest entry-level PROJECTS.

I couldn’t help but think of Mr. Bacon when reading the lengthy complaint of... a venture capitalist and Tesla Model X customer who attended the reveal of the Tesla Model X on Tuesday night and was so taken aback by the event he told FRANK BACON he “should be ashamed of himself.”

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In another multiverse FRANK buys a vehicle

“I want a 2018 xxxxxx xxxxx”

-what’s your budget?

“cash”

-we have some great financing now

“cash”

-we don’t accept cash you can put some down but we make our money off of financing.

“so I can’t dump cash on your desk like jayz?”

-you’re not jayz

“right but i won’t finance just to make you money”

-it’s consumers like you who ruin our business

“beep beep bop bop beep beep”

-what? what does that mean

“that’s your future, at least with your lack of professionalism”

-what does that mean?

“ai doesn’t come off snarky during a car sale”

-a bot will never replace me

“already has”

-huh?

“i’ve been prototyping during the call”

-prototyping what?

“a friendlier and helpful salesperson”

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