Have you heard about Burger Fuel?

These are just an amazingly upgraded (and slightly more expensive) better version of MC... Really worth trying and enjoying. I have many K's taken on these... the Bastard is my sort of standard Favorite... but sometimes I get to enjoy more tastes.

My yearly celebration is arriving... and they send this amazing email (if you subscribed to their FREE VIP thing)! I am going to have lunch for free this week for sure...

Dear José light of our life, customer of our dreams.

We’re getting in early to solemnly swear to you on the life of our prize 1972 Ford Fairmont, that tomorrow will be the best damn birthday you’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing. (Because) dreams are free and you’re a VIB, we’re going to make yours come true with a FREE birthday burger.

Here’s the kicker. Not only are we treating you to a deliciously FREE feast, we’re also doing you a solid by potentially saving you from one of life’s most socially awkward moments. The part where everyone sings you Happy Birthday. What do you do with your hands? Do you sing along or is that strange? How red have you gone on a scale of 1-10? Why did you just say that weird thing? What is this ritualised humiliation? We know – there’s a special place in hell for whoever decided that this act of public embarrassment should be repeated on a yearly basis, so here’s the plan:

DM the crew/team/office/family right now and suggest BurgerFuel is the perfect spot to celebrate your birthday (in fact, you could send them this handy email HERE that we have pre-prepared for you).

Roll into your local store for your birthday extravaganza and watch everyone get so distracted by their burgers that they forget to make your life a slow-motion, 32 second living hell.

Plan B: They remember and start warming up the vocal cords? That’s cool – the door will only be 1-7m away so you’ll have enough time to hightail away from this off-key torture.
Can’t get a crew together? Even better – enjoy your FREE birthday burger whilst listening to the dulcet tones of Radio BurgerFuel and enjoy not wishing the ground would open up and swallow you whole.

Delete all those other birthday emails from the brands that want to give you 20% off (that’s not even a happy birthday, it’s just a hap) and put your out-of-office on. You’ll be out with BurgerFuel, the mate, who likes you so much they’re hooking you up for FREE. It’s called being a Very Important Burger Connoisseur and you’re very, very welcome.

Happy Birthday from Team BurgerFuel!

And power UP!
with Burger Fuel