Bloody Spelling | Sunday #freewrite prompt (plum cobbler)
Greetings, everyone
This is my entry to the #freewrite 5-minute exercise hosted by @mariannewest. See details here.
Bloody Spelling
The Boss was too tired for dinner, let alone dessert. His new girlfriend kept him busier than his murky business.
The Boss’s Wife had gone above and beyond preparing a delicious dessert, hoping her husband would forget her last shopping spree and her flirting with the shoemaker.
The Bodyguard was hoping they’d give him the night off. He was tired of extremely opposite, usually conflicting orders coming from those two.
He was tired of either shopping for nail polish or killing bar owners on weekends.
[End of 5 minutes]
The Bodyguard’s phone beeped. It was the Boss:
“Get rid of the plump cobbler”
The Shoemaker was closing his shop when a silent bullet pierced his skull.
At home the Boss slept satisfied. The Boss’s Wife held his phone waiting impatiently for the stupid Bodyguard to come dump the dessert.
Oh my! I wasn't expecting this! Nice work.
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Thanks. I could not resist the possibilities of the double meanings
Yikes! You sure went somewhere else with this prompt, @hlezama. Let's see what you can do in the kitchen :)
https://steempeak.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-661-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-kitchen
Thanks. I'll see what I can write :)
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great twist and play on words. Love this!
Some household. Do the boss and his wife ever speak to each other?
Haha.
Sometimes bosses and wives stop talking to each other and that's when mixed messages, redundant orders, and overruling happens.
Plus, some wives like to check bosses' phones when they are too tired and confident to care :)
OMG this was ...ouch!!!
:)
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There's a lot going on in this. If I was that bodyguard, I'd ask for a raise.
Hahaha. I would too. Some subordinates are expected to do a lot with rather few instructions.
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That must be a tough job to be that bodyguard!
Haha. Sure, not my type of job, although the 007-type of licence some bodyguards have makes it attractive
They should have given him the night off instead lol. Enjoyed the read now I'm wondering what will happen to the dessert lol.
Haha. Wasted treat, like in some movies. Unforgivable
Haha... a funny misunderstanding! short and sweet!
Glad you liked it. I tried not to mess up with rhe recipe.
@hlezama - funny freewrite and nice play on the words for a surprising twist. Plump cobbler - lol!
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Glad you found it funny
Great #freewrite @hlezama funny ending.
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Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it