Freewrite challenge.... Bones....and ...comedyopenmic #16

in #freewrite6 years ago (edited)

General consensus appears to be that all bones operate at their optimum, when they are NOT broken.
Extensive medical research over many centuries appears to confirm this.

Diagram 1 illustrates this quite clearly.

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Because of this medical fact, is it highly advisable that you avoid breaking them at all costs.

The one exception being the amputation of a limb due to severely damaged bones . This may in fact, be a very good choice, as it saves your life.

Keeping your smashed limbs and bones, but losing your life - is not to be advised in most circumstances.

Diagram 2 Illustrates this quite clearly.

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Some of the most annoying breaks are leg bones.
The top activity to avoid leg breaks.

Football. (or soccer in the USA).

The more talented a player you are, the more you should avoid this activity at all costs.

Less talented players love to smash you lower leg bones in half, if they can't out play you.
Most professional soccer players agree that running at maximum speeds, and kicking a ball with maximum power, is severely hindered by bones not being whole.
('wobbling around' is the medical term).

Having a good time.

Drinking and drug taking are highly correlated to broken leg injuries, due to stupid behavior.
Specifically falling out of 3rd floor apartment blocks.

(Extensive medical research suggest this is extremely detrimental to leg bones staying intact).

Our next in depth medical report...

Brains - are they really that essential?.... We find out..

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(Nominations for comedyopenmic @dexterdumb ....
and @arbitrarykitten. As far as I am aware they do not resemble Dorothy or the straw man)

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Brains and bones are great topics for comedy. Sometimes I forget to think with my brain and just think with my bone.

Brains - are they really that essential?..

...and people thought i was joking!

Read my profile if want me to resteem your post to over 72,500 followers. @a-a-a

Excessive nagging from brainless people can lead to people breaking their own bones to beat the nagger with so they can shut up....oh wait, maybe that's only in my mind.

....help is available if you reach out.... (without a bone in your hand , is probably best)
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