Day-567-Freewrite Friday Walrus
Below is my five minute #freewrite on today's prompt: walrus
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So today my buddy asked me to work security for an event tomorrow and he even gave me a bright orange staff t-shirt to wear all day tomorrow. I put the shirt on tonight, to check the fit, and Debbie said I looked like a highway safety cone, but without the point. So Debbie grabs her phone and starts taking calendar photos of me laying on the floor. After she showed me her photos, I told her I looked like a beached walrus that's been eating Cheetos and playing a ukulele. Let me ask you one thing, "Does this t-shirt make me look fat?" 🍊 
Help!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Story and photos by Bruni & Debbie
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I just had to teach my friend what a walrusbis. We don't have them in Korea.
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Would you like me to come visit to show them one? 🤣🤣🤣
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Do you do birthday parties? =p
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It really depends on what angle you had your shot. Your floor shot is making you fat. Okay, I said it!please don't hate me!hahahahahaha
I could never hate you @nurseanne84 😺 I have too much love in my heart. 💕
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thank you @wonderwop! a lot of people I know gets easily offended when I tell them they're fat. hahahaha
I have so many cones in my city and you freewrite make me laugh with the comparison. ;)
It seems like the cones keep multiplying and the work never gets finished. 😠
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This is true and a real reality! :)
😁
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I think the t-shirt is too large and loose, you don't look fat at all... 😊
Right on buddy 😺
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Thank you for the updates @marcocasario 💪
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Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee, you are hilarious, Uncle Bruni! 😂
Thank you @redheadpei, I've learned how to have fun. 😁
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Yes, we must learn to laugh at ourselves and have fun. 😀
You are so funny! 😀👍
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Sometimes I flow that way @mariannewest Happy Mother's Day. 💕
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