Day-569-Freewrite Sunday Special
Below is my five minute #freewrite on today's prompt: special
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When I was playing poker last Wednesday with my post office buddies, the host asked me to look at a handgun he had purchased from his neighbor. He when upstairs to fetch the weapon and he brings down this heavy boat anchor called a Hi-Point Model C 9mm. These weapons make a better sledgehammer than a handgun, they are bulky, they rattle, and he paid too much for it.
Now I love Joe like a brother, but he had to be a special kinda stupid to buy this gun without calling me first. He knows that I'm a plethora of knowledge when it comes to all things that go bang, so why he didn't check with me first is beyond my comprehension. After I scolded him for spending $150 on a shitty weapon for his wife, he asked me to sell it for him and find a better firearm for the mother of his children. I accepted the challenge, because that is how I roll, and I have now advertised the handgun on a gun selling site.
Please remember my mantra, "A gun is like a pair of shoes, you have to try them on to see if it fits!"
Story and photos by Bruni
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I got an offer but it was too low. 😁
It look nice.
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I guess it would be better than nothing 👍
Mhh, always strange when you are playing poker and the host asks if you want to see his gun :)
🤣🤣🤣
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It seems that the mantra is suitable not only for buying weapons! Probably, it is necessary to test it somewhere before buy it)))
Testing is always a good idea @amalinavia, but most times not an option. I wish I had some land to shoot on.
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That last line made me laugh. Perhaps he should let you try on his shoes too. lol
Now that would be interesting to try. 😁
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Nice mantra! ahah🔫👍😁
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