Learn How To Be A Badass Rebel (From A 5-Year Old)

in #fun5 years ago

“You can’t buy the pineapple that’s smoking a joint.”

The 5-year-old girl then pointed to another pin that she wanted to buy.

“Nope. You can’t have the wine glass one, either. You have to wait until you’re 21.”

She then pointed at another one.

“Seriously? The beer bottle? I don’t think you’re understanding the point I’m trying to make here. How about you get the pineapple that ISN’T smoking a joint.”

The little girl replied, “No. I don’t want that one.”

That mom is going to have a tough time when that girl becomes a teenager 😆.

Just a not-so-typical day at the Saturday Canggu Market.

If you’re ever in Canggu, Bali, there’s a market on the last Saturday of the month at a place called Old Manns.

I honestly go for the free brownie samples.

And for the healthy juice shot samples so I can justify the brownie thing.

I may start going incase there are any entertaining 5-year-olds who think they are rebellious teenagers.

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OMG I love love love the pineapple smoking a joint! that is cool as shit you should have totally bought it for her! You should learn how to be a little bit of a rebel from the 5 year old lol

hahaha her mom might have gotten angry and stuffed the pineapple joint up my butt lolol

That's the risk of being a rebel 😜

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