Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #44
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she got married her main concern should be to please her husband at all times.
When she got married, the first morning of her honeymoon, after a vigorous love-making session, as she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes, she let out a rather loud fart.
She looked at her husband and said "Excuse please. Front hole so happy back hole blow you a kiss."