Gender Wars on Steemit! (Just add Unicorns and Glitter and Game it the Same as the "Evil" Men)

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

This is Satirical Op/Ed so please spare me any lectures or DO NOT READ if you have no sense of humor. I am sure there are tons of posts on how much all men suck and women who question anything are "part of the Patriarchy" or even better...."Slut Shamers!" Apparently all the evil men whom I'm friends with and who have been avid supporters of some of us ladies DID SO BEFORE certain women either stole ideas AND black balled other strong females who wouldn't wear a pussy hat if you paid them! Apparently these "Dudes"should just be neutered and go peel grapes for us.
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Every single Initiative I have started and choose to be vested in is ALL INCLUSIVE. Even a satirical show in the works is meant to be Politically Incorrect, funny and inclusive for all. The most inspirational and powerful women that I personally admire on this platform seldom pull the gender card and if we do it's with the knowledge that this platform is for everyone as long as they are playing at least half-fair.

Here is a News Flash... Life isn't fair and neither is Trending or whatever posts are Botted to Kingdom Come...(Not bashing bots but pointing out some GLARING truths about what Transparency Bot shows about how all genders game the fu*k outta this place.)
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SOME of the Womens groups are just as circle-jerky and vicious but if you just add enough Sparkle and Glitter then it makes it okay....right? Steemit is for Women and Steemit is for Men and everyone from every end of the Gender Spectrum IMHO!.... Hell, Steemit is for everybody even if you identify as a My Little Pony and that's fine by me.
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I woke up to a few DM's from friends talking about some gender issues and decided to throw on my satin Kimono and go crawl back in bed to snuggle with my boyfriend. He ROCKS and picked up Sushi last night so I'm gonna make him a kick ass breakfast before he goes to fight traffic for his stressful job so I'm able to work from home....God Bless Him!
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(Giphy, People are PEOPLE!, Have a Nice Day :) )

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Im going to do a little cleaning up in this comment section, and put boiosters comment back on #1, please why, why do you spam comments, was it a jpok? Was it in irony? Are you actually cool with battleaxe and making a one comment ironic joke herte? I doubt that so down you go

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(by Robert Paulson )

Your personality is amazing and how you're able to transmute it into writing is beyond me! It's always riveting and leaving me wanting more of it! Your absolutley brilliant!💞🐈🦄🦄🦄🐰🐼🎠🌈🎉🎆🚻🇺🇸

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thank you very much....I enjoy being in my own drivers seat which at times is sort of like Mad Max meets the Matrix meets Disaster Artist <3

Your posts never bore me, I will surely say that. I must constantly be out of the loop cause gosh knows I know nothing of gender wars. I agree on what you said for sure though about Steemit being for Men and Steemit being for women and etc...and I must say that if someone does identify as a My Little Pony, I may just have to meet them, cause those little ponies are quite fun and interesting. Anyways, as usual, not like it's gonna change or you need me to say it, but keep being you, awesome lady. Much love.

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@topkpop love ya.....that is some Grade A Art right there..lol...perhaps a Glitter Battle is in order!
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well put even within humour @battleaxe. Plenty of women doing great things on this platform without needing special programs.

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I don't care to pay much attention to gender politics or really anything along that line.

I mostly ignore it, once in a while, I get triggered by people trying to say..
Women think this.. or that.

I think it is kind of nifty that we can all think for ourselves. ;)

but what about our plans to be professional "clapping girls".... :(
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(Buy into this ICO....the flipside for the most part)

Well, okay a clapping girl career could be fun. Begins to practice clapping. lol

clap my big arse n thighs from sitting on da computer most days, lol
that and eating too damn much
I shall NOT BE BODY SHAMED! lmfao ;)

Thank you for your continued support of SteemSilverGold

Thanks @battleaxe. Some people like to have their cake and eat it too. I teach my girls if they want anything in Life they can get it through hard Work and Commitment.

And ain't nobody just gonna give it to them just because they have a vijayjay ( well I don't say that last part but do infer it)

Now whether or not what I just said is relevant to your Post..well I'm not sure. But for some reason after reading it , this came to mind ;)

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