ALL ABOUT LOOKS - Comedy Open Mic - Round 21

This is an original song called All About Looks.

I usually record these songs in one take, but I had a lot of trouble with this one for some reason. After looking at the failed attempts, I thought they were kind of funny so I made an outtakes video. It shows how I deal with failure (not well).

Lyrics

I tried to figure out what I need to succeed
And find my one true love, my one true need
But the writing on the wall in front of me
Became a bit too easy to read
So I packed up my books and put them all away
With my poetic verses of my darker days
Discarded my passion and the pain it brings
I realized it's only been about one thing

And it's all about looks
It's all about looks
Something you'll never learn in books
I'm sad to say it's all about looks

I met a girl and I fell in love
But there was something I swept under the rug
I tried to make it what it never was
And now I will always pray to God above
To forgive my sin, but I had no choice
Something else took away my voice
It said the thing that I couldn't say
I wish it didn't have to be this way

And be all about looks
It's all about looks
Truth is easily mistook for myth
When you can't face it

Juliet, she was quite a looker
If not, Romeo would've never took her
And that face that launched a thousand ships
I'll be she also had a nice ass

That face you see across a crowded room
Will tell the whole tale and tell it soon
It's not about talk or nice perfume
An astrological sign or the phase of the moon

Cuz it's all about looks
It's all about looks
Something found in every book
I'm sad to say it's all about looks

I nominate @kat1977 and @tenhanger