A Few Witty Jokes To Make You Smile

A few humorous and witty quotes to enjoy.

All work and no fun isn't healthy so I am hoping the steemit community and enjoy a few funny quotes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle.

1. “I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.” - Veronica Roth

2. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for - Will Rogers

3. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone - Anthony Burgess

4. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by - Douglas Adams

5. I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends - Walt Whitman

6. Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing - Elle King

7. Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity - Thor Heyerdahl

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