The New Plan: Let's Stop Talking About Steemit and Maybe That'll Help Us Stop Thinking About Steemit and Then Maybe Steemit Will Get Better

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

After this Steemit, I'm not going to say Steemit anymore, okay Steemit?

Steemit will be just fine so don't you worry about Steemit.

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It Was

A sunny Saturday in September of 2016 when I said Steemit for the first time.

I won't have a chance to say Steemit again on a sunny Saturday in September until next year.  Steemit better be here, or else I won't be on Steemit anymore, I guess.

I don't know where I'm going with this Steemit post.

I was planning on sitting here and writing Steemit continuously while I pretend like I'm not saying Steemit and I assume, eventually, you'll get annoyed with the amount of times I've said Steemit.

What kind of shit Steemit joke is that?

I can do better Steemit! Honest!

I don't know what the hell it is about Steemit lately though.  I haven't been able to come up with a funny Steemit post since something like Wednesday when I was here on Steemit.

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Yup

That was the last time I was funny.

This Steemit joke sucks though.  I can't stand the sound of Steemit right now.  I like Steemit, don't get me wrong; I said Steemit too much.  Nobody says Steemit this much.  Everyone's going to be sick of Steemit after this.  Sorry Steemit.

I can't stop saying Steemit!

Steemit!

Steemit Steemit Steemit fucking Steemit Steemit I meant it Steemit!

This joke sucks!  Goddamn you Steemit!  Quit it!

Okay.  I think I finally stopped saying Steemit.

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See that?

That was the funny Steemit post I did on Tuesday.

You see how it's tagged funny?  That's a surefire way to know if the post is intended to be funny or not.

I should write a serious post someday. I'll tag it seriously.
That joke sucked.  Dammit.

If I just keep rambling, something funny will be said.

Oh!

I did this earlier and thought it was funny:

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Thanks for the advice!

Look at the times.

I waited two hours to finish that dumb joke.  I hope he didn't take me seriously.

This post from awhile back was kind of funny:

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I'm just picking some random stuff.

I'm not in the super funny mood today.  More of a corny/I'm tired kind of goofy state of mind.

I was looking around and I noticed some folks feeling kind of down and out today.  Most of us here have been under a lot of stress lately.  It was always my job to do something ridiculous and try to make you folks laugh.  So there's a few posts to look at if you feel like smiling or quietly judging me.  It doesn't matter.

I've been stressed but to be honest, I've had a lot of fun here.  It's easy to forget that when things get heated or annoying; whatever.  I don't forget though.  Even battling through our most recent challenges with the hardfork; I was still here trying to write jokes.  I wrote a few posts thinking I could actually calm people down as well.  Sometimes I say smart things, you guys.

Anyway

I think my favorite post I ever published here was this one:

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If you ever decide to read that one for the first time or even for the second time, bring a snack.

Of course, I'm not placing these older posts here today with the hopes of earning anything.  Just a random selection to give you something to do.  It's all good stuff.  Plenty of smiles inside there.

All of those images lead to the posts when selected.

I'm rambling.

Have a good day, Steemit.

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I am going to call it an early night tonight but you know what, I stopped saying Steemit a while ago. I just say 'Steem'.

It's all the rage, all the kids are doing it.

Steem.

Oh my god I did it!

I'm cured!

I was trying to iron my shirt earlier but I didn't have enough water in the iron to properly steam it

I bought some broccoli the other day. Decided to steam it.

Your delayed joke reminds me of this stupid thing that me and my brother have done since we were little. We had just gotten done watching a Superman cartoon I think it was.. We kept making fun of how the guy would yell SU - perman... (a pause between su and perman)

It seemed that the more we watched it, the longer the pause would be. So we started doing this game where one of us would say SUP! and then a few minutes later the other would finish it with ERMAN!!! SUP

Notice that it ends with SUP again. We got longer and longer in between finishing it.. now we are up to about 5 years between each sup and erman. We started doing it about 30 years ago and haven't stopped. Talk about delayed joke. Have you ever heard of some neurotic shit like that before?

I know all about the delayed Sup ERMAN but I didn't know anyone was so dedicated to the craft.

You should probably call up those Guinness World Records people and let them know. They'll make a reality tv show about this stuff and follow you guys around with cameras for a few years. People from around the world will tune in and finally, one day, all the around the world they'll say...

He did it.

I can already see people on the edge of their seat waiting for me to say it.

Wait, he just got off the toilet.. will he do it??? Damn

Wait, he just picked his nose.. is he gonna say it?? Noo...

Such suspense. I think I'll call Guinness now.

Steeee eee yeee weeee mitttt. hmmm, hum, hmmm, hum, mantra, over and over and over in different voices and tones and inflections st st st stuh stutter it stumpit stermit stormit ssssssssss teeeeem iiiiiiiiiittttt. ahhhh a change in mood is happening. Why is that? lol, rinse and repeat rinse retreat. Am i just engaging on the..... Titanic? Thank god i'm not the Captain. But. Women and children first. ST St st St eeeeemmmmm itttt. Saint Steemit forgive me i have sinned. : )

ANd then I ate ALL the toothpaste!

The Dalai Lama said something like we should focus on what we want. He can't understand why so many people talk about stress so much. Surely, they don't want more?

As I get deeper into my Steemit experience, I discover people who want to change the world, and they're trying. That's really cool.

I see a lot of that as well. Earth shakers.

That Dalai Lama is probably right. In life I've seen with my own eyes, people who always stressing, then complaining; vicious cycle.

I voted for Steem witnesses for the first time. There needs to be a way to compare them. I'm not sure how much difference it makes and not many people vote.

Okay class let's all say the word steemit together. Gee that was fun and seems almost addictive

Be sure to attend Steemaholics Anonymous this weekend. There WILL be donuts.

"Most of us here have been under a lot of stress lately."

Man, you don't know the half of it. It has been a rough few days for me to be sure.

Haha I don't know if it is that my perspective is skewed because I used to read 150 - 200 pages of dense material every day for my lit classes but your posts don't seem particularly long. Maybe they are a little longer than the average steemit post but the average steemit post (including mine) is super short.

That post was long though. This is great though. Now I've been given shit for writing posts that are "too short" and "too long". Damned if you do, damned if you don't. A short post is good for content consumption. People don't mind when I simply share some new art and a few words. If I'm going to write something long, it has to be entertaining somehow. I do that as well. That post was just long and boring but I made some good points and need to say the things I said. I also included a rabbit hole that could potentially keep people glued to the their seats for hours. LOL!

Sounds like to me you are having self "eSteem" issues.

the two-part comment had me dying!!!!!!!!!

I just hope he knows I was messing around. He's visited me a few times. If I did that to one of you folks who's more familiar with my personality, I'm sure you'd know I'm pissing around.

I still laugh at it. LOL!

well you yelled at me 9 months ago - and it took me all this time to come back.

so......

he'll come around!

(i'm kidding. you did kinda yell at me but you were sooooooooo nice about it! i just didn't come back cuz you know. #steemlife LOL )

I'm only human and I don't hide it too much. Sometimes I get annoyed... LOL!

Yeah...I was having too much fun chatting up on your blog 😉
I was new... Eh.what can I say! Lol
Interestingly enough...now I train all my recruits in @welcomewagon to NOT do that. See? You helped! 😂

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I'm going to reply to this steemit post on steemit. It's been a while since I replied to anyone's steemit post on steemit. If steemit isn't here in a year I won't be able to comment on anyones steemit post on steemit. That day will be an empty steemitless day for one and all. I'll go ahead and upvote this steemit post on steemit today.

Steemit is all about steemit and when steemit steemit's you better steemit.

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