Facepalm-worthy Contradictions

in #funny6 years ago

 And some hints as to why they are contradictions.    
 

You’re anti-gun, but support the “troops”.  (hint:  troops use guns)

You support animal rights and abortion.  (hint:  abortion is a euphemism for murder)

You say you’re “pro life” but support war.  (hint:  war involves murder, which is anti-life)

You’re a peace activist that collects government welfare.  (hint: government “welfare” funds are obtained through coercion and theft known as “taxation”)

You believe people that have Cannabis should be thrown in a cage, but you crack a beer every night. (hint:  people have the right to ingest whatever they want, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else)

You say you’re not religious, but believe in external government.   (hint:  external government is a form of religion)

You believe the federal reserve is good, but counterfeiters are bad. (hint: both are frauds)

You believe a person with a gun and a badge stopping you on the highway and demanding payment isn’t committing a crime, but a person with a gun and NO badge stopping you on the highway and demanding payment is committing a crime.  (hint:  they’re both committing crimes)

You say you don’t care about privacy, but then close your curtains.  (no comment necessary, LOL)

You believe a monarchy is terrible, but democracy is great.  (hint:  they’re both immoral)

You believe a mob boss is detestable, but a president is admirable.  (hint:  they’re both detestable mob bosses) 

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A tremendous contradiction difficult to break but not impossible to solve, only by going through the prism and focusing on the two realities ..
Greetings my dear friend ..

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