Themadgoat Vulgar Meme Contest winner

My first meme contest is officially closed and I have chosen a winner. But first I’d like to extend a Texas sized thank you to @davedickeyyall for contributing an extra 5 Steem to the prize pool without even being asked. Which is actually pretty funny because I had originally planned on volunteering him to help judge without me even asking. If you don’t follow his shit you need to start. He does a daily Vlog called “The Morning Bowl” where he smokes better weed than you while having a little fireside chat. He's also fiercely dedicated to the Steem community so if you see him on the street you should definitely give him a handjob.

After the post payout and the original prize, the winner gets 17 Steem Basic Income. SBI gives the holder free upvotes for life when they make a post. Think of it as buying upvotes but you get to feel good about it because it comes wrapped up in an ideological package that makes it sound like that isn’t exactly what it is.

Thank you to everyone who participated. It warmed my cold dead heart to see the filth and sleaze you people came up with. I am sad that there weren’t any dead baby jokes, but hey, you can’t have everything.
Anyway, the winner is @beograd for this submission.

I specifically said in the rules that any posts about Steem would be disqualified. Beograd’s submission intentionally broke that rule while waving his middle finger and shouting, “Fuck You.” I am the kind of guy who can appreciate that. In my head I imagine him posting his submission and then trying to white smoke his tires and peel out while laughing like The Joker, but fails because he lives in a third world war torn shithole and probably rides a mule to work where he makes Air Jordans for ten cents a day.

The rest of the post works because of the absurdity of it. The “yes, and I’m gonna throw this chair now!” worked because of the simplicity, and humorously laziness of it. In comedy, sometimes simple and obvious is the most effective. I'm sure it was an accident, but in this case, it worked. The cherry on top was the “Go back to Africa” line. It’s obviously racist, but it’s two white guys from New York, so that makes it absurd. I like that.

@penderis would have come in for a last minute win with this one…

…But it was lacking a je ne sais quoi. There was a lot of potential for some grade-A chauvinism, but it didn’t fully capitalize on how retarded my girlfriend is… I mean women. The bloody Maxi pad was horrific and I wish this post would have earned enough for a second place prize, but it didn’t so @penderis, you get 100% of jack shit. Thank you for playing.

I am going to do this again in the future because I feel like toilet humor is important, but I’m going to spend some time collecting steem and bugging people for donations for the prize so we can do this right. I’ll keep you posted, and ya’ll keep being vulgar.