Do you have number 2 troubles in the morning?

Are you sick and tired of the same old glass of prune juice each day?

Well we have a new wonder drug for you...

WD40

A spray on your cereal each day and they'll slide out with ease. No longer will those co workers think your screwing the secretary in the dunny.

 

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^{WD40 does not take any responsibility, nor do we give a shit about your shit. If you fuck shit up by using our shit then that shit is on you.}