New Exercise Equipment - Comedy Open Mic Round #37
I'm liking this new equipment in the gym, gives my eyes a workout like they have never had before and helps to stimulate the muscle between my legs at the same time.
I Would Like to nominate @thegoliath and @alphaccino.art to enter in the @comedyopenmic contests :)
Hi thevillan,
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Hot damn!! I hope she doesn't wipe down the machine after herself... I'd lick razor blades to suck lemon juice out of her posterior.
$rewarding upvote 67% in 17mins
Command accepted.
Oh, I see what you did there @thevillan, all good tho, thanks for the nomination (I think...)
Haha yeah I thought you might like to join comedyopenmic :)
yes, thank you for the 'invite', I was actually reading about it and thinking that it looks like fun, and I only noticed my nomination when I clicked back to your post so it was a good nom. :)