How To Be A Cool Mom

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

When your mom knocks on your door and offers to replace your empty box of tissues when you're having a wank

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"Mom!!! I told you to knock!""

I wonder if I curl up in a ball, maybe she won't see me

Oh yeah, I'm a cool mom..

honestly can't really tell but is that the same woman? Yeah the racism goes both ways

Thanks for you sir

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@traf,
Better you stop watching too much porno videos, replacing empty tissue box is the main trick of most milfy stepmoms :D

Traffy, instead of replacing empty tissue box, my mom introduced me a new GF, who can wank me daily :D

Cheers~

why do i need her as a study buddy when I can just sit next to her come test day?

While you are collecting those tissues mum can you bring me in some more lube!

gotta respect a guy who needs lube to masturbate

might need a condom to stop your hand from getting pregnant

Thanks for you

Haha emerging from the cloud of steam, from all that rubbing to grab the box.


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not sure if you need the tissues when you're doing it in the shower

That's the kind of mom who deserves something extra special for mother's day. A good mom is also one that doesn't second-guess your story about the bag of catnip she found when cleaning your room next to that tall glass vase...even when you don't have a cat.

wait til she finds the litter box filled with shit

also at the National Buffing Association championships! that's my boy out there!!

took quite a while for the genius in the back to figure out what was going on

Thanks for you sir

What a typical start for an adult movie

Many, many thanks sir.

Thanks gentlebot you are helpful person

You are right bro gentlebot helpful person

tnx for upvote

Many thanks indeed.

Thanks for you....

Thank you sir...

Many, many thanks sir.....

Yeah an adult movie

Thanks you so much @getnlebot

Again Thanks you @gentlebot

@gentlebot You Really Very Helpful Man Thanks You So Much @gentlebot

Thank for you..

tnx for upvote

Life means war, but if you want to live there, you have to make fun of all the time and have to compete. To do personal work, life can be improved....thank you sir

Thank you sir,,

How funny post

Excellent funny post

It is as simple as that

how funny!!!!"HAHAHAHA😆😆

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