Enough Candles?traf (81)in #funny • 5 years ago When you can't quite remember how old your wife really is but she looks old af anyway gif from giphy
@traf,
Dude tell her to blow out the candles! You can find out how old she is lol :D
Cheers~
usually she only takes out her dentures during sexy time
Lol . When the wife came to the guests, I realized that the candles are not enough
she's more active than me really
Lol, for my wife there is already no difference how many candles, and for me too, haha
there's more wax than cake there
Lol well her beard must be cranking by now :)
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definitely her downstairs beard is
Just tell her to not put on any make-up and she can be an old witch for her Halloween/birthday costume party
and i'll dress up as a werewolf to prepare for the doghouse
so many candles it will start a fire
probably
...
you cant see anything because of that smoke
it will merge to just one big flame
try symbolic number candles
much safer
The best way to get out of the situation is to accidentally dump the table while she is unable to count the candles.
that's me when i'm losing at monopoly
Her blowing the candles will be the closest you'll get to sex tonight unless you go American Pie on the cake after she dozes off.
The birthday of a child wants a sweet for himself only