It's Harmlesstraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago When you try to convince the call girl that your herpes are just freckles gif from giphy #meme
Sure she is not convinced...
maybe she'll just finger me
Haha, what herpes. This is vegimite
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hmm had to look it up
similar to marmite
both disgusting
Haha yeah it is, like scraping tar onto your toast
Put a little plastic wrap on and you'll be safe from contact.
Gif from Giphy
sometimes you put it around the pussy just to mix things up a bit
no thanks Howdy Doody
i'll give her a 1 star review then
Lol, when I start a speech with a girl that it's freckles instead of herpes, then it does not work anymore, so I have to come up with something new, haha
ya, cold sore on my dick
sounds convincing enough
Lol. I'll cure you, because I'm a prostitute - a nurse, only the prices will be more expensive :)
definitely well worth the price
Just freckles baby, give it to me. By the way how did you get it?
@traf,
Let's assume she will believe what you say, but you might hear something weird and she still look at you in the same way :D
Traffy, don't get angry, that's the nature of girls :D
Cheers~
"get away from me!"
haha😂😂😂😂good one bro