Maybe She'll Fall For It

in #funny6 years ago

When your wife walks in on you cheating and you try to get your secretary to pretend to be a blow up doll to fool her

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You gotta be consistent Traf, make sure you already have some good models at home, and get one that looks like your secretary.


Consistency is key to master malarkey

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and that one's for when the secretary is not around and i whip out the peanut butter

Hiding in plane sight - classic !

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good for teaching people how to perform mouth to mouth i guess

Works as a solution.

Thanks @gentlebot

WOW! Thanks again @gentlebot!

What is happening? Thats AWESOME! Thanks again @gentlebot!

Yeah works as a solution

Why is the so many upvotes by gentlebot?

To avoid drowning in nagging.

Thanks for you....

Here's a tip, if you secretary starts drooling, just tell your wife you came already so she's safe today.

yes, just another advantage of having a secretary with a mental disability

Traf this joke is full of hot air, but seriously if it does happen, let's hope she rises to the occasion.

Also tell your assistant to blow up her belly and when you push her under the desk to exhale like a balloon.

and unlike actual blow up dolls she won't explode when in contact with my pin prick penis

If your real doll does explode, try to make it happen when your wife is around so you look impressive.

That's about as realistic as my wife's face when she has an orgasm.

haha they fake it like we care

Thanks for you

great funny and
amazing meme.

Thanks You So Much @gentlebot

Yes much thanks please

If possible.

@gentlebot is a good person.always love you and respect you..sir

jajajajajajaja great funny and
amazing meme.

Thank you very much @gentlebot

Much thanks!

Yeah amazing meme

Thanks You So Much @gentlebot

This one was pretty ...Ooooo.

great funny and amazing post.

Me to my wife : "Look look it a blow up doll ...

What the actual ... is this? Looks so real.

Some where far off in an alternate universe...

Mario ditches the princess for the little mermaid

If she is a mermaid ... how can she spread her legs?

"Quick! - Don't move!"

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