Power Nap

in #funny6 years ago

When you become a Muslim just so you can use your few minutes of pray time at work to take a nap

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@traf,
When you become a Muslim to nap at working hours and how your friends at work place might react on it!

Cheers~

haha good to see everyone love a good gag

haha... another benefit of being muslim.

Allaah has permitted a us to marry up to four wives

The Bachelor: Everyone's a Winner

You mean you have to pay for 4 of them?

I'm not sure if that is a benefit or a curse

Praise Allah

Off-topic meme but it is funny.

divorced KKK members with dirty uniforms

Hahaha this is awesome.

Just like why people take up smoking so they can take a smoke break. Or why people have kids so they can have servants until they are 18.

i wonder if you can piss off outside to smoke an E cigarette

I wonder if you
Can piss off outside to smoke
An E cigarette

                 - trafalgar


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

I catch myself almost becoming Muslim every day

Then I turn it into a, "I'm busy looking over our sales report," segway.

ah the old drooling prayer

powernaps

you get few bonus.. since you become muslim you missed your sleep.. :)

better than milking goats all day at work

You knew these comments would come. In the world of political correctness not all religions are created equal.

Congratulations on creating a flush for your fish tank.

Right Congratulations on creating a flush for your fish tank.

I agree with you You knew these comments would come. In the world of political correctness not all religions are created equal.

Congratulations on creating a flush for your fish tank.

Weird. I thought I said that?

Dear @gentlebot, when you comeing, when you going we are don't know.

Prayer time is when I go out to smoke a cigarette.

Best part of smoking is it gives you an excuse to slip out the back door after sex

Please respect islamic prayer..

When you put your forehead and your prestige on the ground, you realize the meaning of slavery and obedience to God Almighty, and the more the slave in the hands of his Lord, the greater the lifting and honor, and here is the greatest benefit is the realization of slavery and win pride and dignity.

By prostrating in the hands of God, get rid of the negative energies that you carry during your day and work and in your worries and problems and put them through the corner in the ground and this invites you to get rid of all that harms and preoccupies you, God willing.

To achieve many biological benefits such as moving the body and joints and to achieve sufficient flexibility and as a daily exercise for the body, as well as contribute to the revitalization of the blood circulation and the absence of blood deposits in the pelvic area, which through prostration moves blood in this region, and improves the ability of the respiratory system during prostration.

Of course we respect the prayers and beliefs.
If you read, he didn't say that muslims do it. He just said that 'When you become a Muslim just so .........'

People tend to abuse loopholes anywhere and every where. The funny part is that to abuse this particular loophole you don't even need change your religion.

Yeah 100% Right boss
Of course we respect the prayers and beliefs.
If you read, he didn't say that muslims do it. He just said that 'When you become a Muslim just so .........'

People tend to abuse loopholes anywhere and every where. The funny part is that to abuse this particular loophole you don't even need change your religion.

Thanks for you...

Yes please respact islam

Lol. You have to remember which side is for prayer, otherwise you will be noticed :)

that looks weird

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