Why Jane Left Thor

in #funny6 years ago

When your ex boyfriend was so abusive your vagina has an opening the shape of a square hammer

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Jane is now with loki and anal is still option left for them.

it's an open relationship

Now i'm thinking about poor black widow.

not as big down there
no wonder his shorts don't rip when he transforms

Lol don't blink, you'll miss it

she should be grateful her mouth still works.

she's a woman
that's the last thing that'll ever break

cant believe i forgot that

Haha lmao, now that sounds like a good way to stretch before exercise


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team up with another guy and have a game of penis tug of war

It's better than that horrible accident that happened to wolverine's ex.

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he doesn't risk masturbating

Hell yeah. Don't miss it

The moment she found out mine is upgraded to hammer shaped, she came back to me instead.
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hmm, wonder if there are plastic surgeons that can do that

Yeah yeah. I will reshape it if she wills. Lol

Now I'm thinking about another option

I appreciate your post.
Thanks sir..

Damnnn, this is hard bro.

You are making me feel uncomfortable..So i decide:

hihihi, yes this looks is so funny!!

Honestly I saw it more like this...

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