Jokes 1001 #35: Aeroplane Faulty Engine
My friend shared these two jokes today.
One day there were two passengers on the plane, a businessman and a school boy, and a pilot. As they are heading to Penang, suddenly there was a failure on the engine of the plane which caused the control system failure. The pilots immediately search for the parachute bag in the compartment. Unfortunately, there were only two parachute bags.
The businessman selfishly ran and took one bag, and then jumped out of the plane. The school boy only managed to shouted "Wait, wait!"
Then he looked at the Pilot and said "He took my school bag!!"
In the middle of the night, there was a message on Ali's wife smartphone. Ali looked at the message and scold his wife,
### "Who's this calling you BEAUTIFUL!!".
The wife looked at her smartphone and scold her husband back,
"Next time use your glasses, the message read BATTERY FULL!!"
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