The Bum’s Method to Garden Weed Control
The Bum’s Method to Garden Weed Control
If you are a bum or know a bum, then this is the perfect weed control solution to your garden!
Please note: This solution may not be right for everyone. If you cover your soil to help combat weeds, this will not work for you. However, if you are a bum, I’m guessing you do not cover your soil, which is why you have a weeds in the first place.
Step 1
Locate the weeds in your garden. Just look how nice and green those things are. Too bad they’re the wrong plants!
Step 2
Use your boots/shoes to swipe the weeds to death. As a bum, dragging your feet should come natural and little extra effort should be required to execute this step.
Step 3
Keep on going until you have cleaned the area of weeds. Pro tip: Make sure to keep using this weed control method as often as new weeds pop up. The more often you do this, the easier is it to kill the weeds. Do not wait until your weeds have reached the stage as shown below.
The only hope in keeping this under control is a heavy duty weed wacker. You may want to hire a non bum to take on that job, as it will require extra effort.
Bum with chickens method is to put diwn a cage top with chickens. Slightly less energy needed.
Unless you don’t already have a cage lol ;) But do they take care of the weeds without ruining your plants?
They take the approach that everything is food. No discrimination from chickens! 🤣
This was too funny. Sounds like I need to adopt a bum!
Haha, I’m glad you enjoyed it!
LOL Now that is a good solution (myself I use vinegar).
Vinegar would be a great solution for weeds in the lawn (where the bum method would not work).
But wouldn't most bums get tired after a couple of weeds? Then in no time at all it would look like the last picture!
Lol if it’s too hot outside, I’d say so!
MY kind of gardening for sure!
:DIt’s still my go-to method and is working well enough for me!
Now, if you could only convince some kids that it is FUN...LOL! :)