"Twilight: Breaking Dawn " by Bill Condon - movie reveiw

Actually, no movie in the Twilight series needs reviews. Or rather, it makes no sense to them. We all know fans will love it no matter what people write, and those who are convinced that everything related to the franchise, including its fans, does not deserve a place on planet Earth, posthumously will not watch the movie if Goddess Dodeo will also write a positive opinion. In general, writing a review is pure scratch or making interesting if we talk about those who exercise their writing talent to spit in a super original way because, you see, they are super intelligent or just because they can. Then why do I try to write anything? Well I dont know either. Maybe I just need to share impressions with other movie fans, especially those whose Twilight relationship is not at either extreme and just decided to see what it is about.

In order to understand exactly how I perceive things, let me tell you how the previous three films have affected me. Having told me the most terrible things in the world for the first part, honestly, I was not struck by his stupidity. On the contrary, I have experienced some sympathy for him, and I still think he is not as bad as he does. That's why I gave a chance to a second series, but it cut me off with my elementality and the only thing that made a positive impression of me was Alexander Desplo's music, which is really great. The third part looked at momentum. Overall, I liked it more than the second film, mainly because it looked good visually, and because there was a bit of action in the end (with crazy CGI, but still action). The story was a bit dragged off the central love triangle, but who watches you these things. That's how we come to the particular movie. As you say, playing the dance you play to the end. The story is as follows: Bella and Edward marry and go on a honeymoon in Brazil, where they finally have sex. As a result of this, Bella gets pregnant, putting her life in danger. That is all. Material not enough for even a 40-minute episode of Buffy, let alone a two-hour movie movie. Everything is stretched to such lengths that viewers feel like vampires for which time passes extremely slowly and it is hard to fight boredom. This stretch allows the authors of the work (I do not want to call Bill Condon by name, as it means to admit that she has something to do with the whole thing) to make an unimaginable use of the dreams of any American teenage girl for a wedding party with the prince (on a white horse or the dark depends on how he prefers it, the important thing is that he is a prince). As I said, boredom is murderous, and the only thing that saves the situation is the speeches at the wedding that have been surprisingly entertaining.

The second-third of the film does not improve, boredom continues to haunt with terrible power, this time taking the form of a "fight" between Bella and Edward, who does not want to sleep with her any more so as not to hurt her. She worries that he was not happy about him, it was the most wonderful night in his life, but ... well, you remember. Another issue is the soundtrack of the film (not the original music, which is also quite low, but at least in the last part of the film it improves), which is the most elementary commentary of what is happening on the screen, not the " ", At all. The most positive thing I can say about the movie is when Bella starts to lose weight as a result of the baby she is wearing and threatening to kill her, as it is very strong and growing at an incredible pace and the ensuing struggle to save her life is here. Here is a bit of good quality music, we have very good effects and do not believe a person, there is also blood that you agree is unacceptable for a movie with vampires and big wolves (they explained to me that they were not werewolves and now watch out) , right?

For a movie that does not need a review and I did not want to write about, I may have relaxed a bit more than I should. But what to do. In fact, what I mean is that greed is a terrible thing, and the splitting of a movie that does not have any particular qualities is a huge simplicity, and instead of bringing more joy to the fans, it only prolongs the agony of those who for variety want to watch the movies. Finally, do not listen to those who say that the film preaches Christian values ​​like marital sex, anti-abortion, and the dangers of pregnant teens. Such a sucking of fingers is too much of a true vampire of a two-month diet to whom a tender virgin has just fallen.

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