Free dinner is A scam, dont fall for IT ;)
I enter the house and a weird smell meets me O.o
In to the kitchen to find her, making toast skagen, My happy barometer vent to 100% until i see whats standing next to DA schrimps.. ketchup O.o Excuse me, stop & how did it get there???
Then i lift the lid of the what EVER this now is, supose to be?? I attempt a polite question- so what are we having??
She - I dont actually cook much, isent ketchup on toasts, what one should have??
Dragon; is mindbaffeld. & looks at her, -so hun, do you like me to fix this??
She looking all relived- Could you, please??
So tasting the gigant thingi under the lid.. I ask -what did you put in it??
She- Oh some cooking wine i found?
Dragon, -hang on let me go to the grocery store ; as if you dont drink IT THEN you dont cook with IT!!
Of to the green light store
In i go, looking at red wines and cant deisde as i havent gotten the meat yet.. A man walks up to me & points & say:
-That one is good ! Im way fuzzed and ask, -definition of -good please? LOL
& all of an sudden we 2 have the hole store debaiting the defenition of good, taste & plastic bags O.o
I have nooo f-ing clue how all this happend, i for some weird reson now also have a date tomorrow betwin the isle 2 & 3
Back to the house i go, i now know why she alwasy serve hotdogs & panpizza ;) :P
Sum up tomato stains on white jeanse, schrimp crepes & elk sooked in LIOCO Pinot Noir :
Saveria Vineyard Santa Cruz Mountains -16 &garlic +bayleaves, with honey baked weggies
caramle & nonstops semifreddo.
Cost? - way more then i care to admit, i stopped checking the bank statment 3 years ago ;) RATFLOL noow thats how you get a free dinner ;) :P LOL
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and that's why I stopped declining my friends invitations to "eat" at their homes... for some reason, I always ended up cooking! I mean, you invited me to eat at your house and I have to cook?! Am I what? An on the go chef or something? I came to eat, not to cook!! Once you end you date at the supermarket tell me everything! haaa
Ha ha i will start to😜😂 if peeps ask me, il be happy to cook but this sidebar crap they can keep🤨😝 and dont even start about cooking in someone elses kitchen🥺🥺🥺
I hade to pospone AS im working double shift today😫 but he sent me a ”home made” plastic bag, picture 😂😂😂😂😁🤣
Beautiful 💕
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𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒶𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃, 𝑒𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒮𝓊𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓎
I suspect some of the words didn't translate correctly.
What has "wired" got to do with this story ha ha..?
[here wired used to mean very high on cocaine
Or other stimulant, like speed or Meth] 😉
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RATFLOL tnx for having my back :P il fix it now
Ha ha ha... I'm a grammar nerd.
i should pay you to type my texts ;) LOL I sure hope the post, still was fun.. I mean i kind of killed it wizz that heroin ;) LOL :P
For me, as i have so much that needs to get out, i lose grammar & just roll with it, or il forget my point :( :(
I thought about copying the whole thing, and straightening out the grammar and spelling a bit better, as far as I could @swedishdragon, If interested
Contact me in Discord please
Funny moment :P A fake lunch
Its funny after lol not when IT was going down😂😉
Hm IT was dinner & i made it my self 🥺
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