Conversation With the Wife About Household Items

in #greetersguild6 years ago

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After taking a shower earlier today I was telling the wife how great the bath mat was that she brought . The mat is great on the bottom of your feet . I mean you would not want to sit on it , It's just to damn scratchy . But when the mat is wet it's really nice on the feet .
As I was telling her she had this smirk on her face and just listened in silence

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Now my curiosity is up . And I enquired what was wrong
She stated that the mat was not purchased for the tub you just assumed and put it there .

OOohhh well you try and help out a little and all you get is a couple of smirks . So I replied with If you wanted it in the Bedroom shower I could put it in their . She mainly uses that Bedroom bathroom to shower . And what a nice suggestion I made . Wow how helpful a person I am .

She then informed me that she didn't buy it to be used as a bath mat because its a cat scratching mat for the cat !

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It's not what you have, it's how you use it.

It's not what you have, it's how you use it.

Only a man can appreciate that . We tell ourself that lie all the time :)
See all the woman laughing on the comments . it is funny . The bad part is that I took it out of the packet .

Hahahhaahhaaha this cracked me up!!! I laugh a lot at men and women's differences. Finding it always amusing, or rather I have learnt to laugh and not despise, lol. So, how's you enjoying the cat scratching mat, @wolfhart? :P

That thing is great , just don't sit on it . I don't take baths .
I think you just laugh at men LOL and I don't blame you
Damn thing looked like a bath mat . texture was rough but what do I know

hahaha good one! You better watch your cat for a bit now because he'll be in attack mode after you ruined his new scratch post mat haha

you try and help out a little . I guess that's why she didn't say anything . She must have been laughing and shaking her head for days . domestic stuff . LOL

haha she's a good woman to bite her tongue on that one :)

good woman . a good woman would have , good woman don't laugh at their man , the father of their children , their ..their whatever else we are ? LOL I can see you never read the post where she gave our furniture away and put me in an embarrassing situation .
now that I got my word count up . I'm going to cut and paste this to @mirrors reply
I'm surprised she has a tongue due to the amount of time she bites her tongue . :)

I'm sure you guys are more than that, but right now, I can't think of how to add to it haha

And, no I missed that post; I'll have to go find it. And it's @mirrors :)

LOL thats only the third time I did that

LMAO! Sounds like something my hubby would do! I guess now you know why the cat looked at you like that!
(P.s. The picture reminded me of ramen noodles and now I want soup!)

Yea , we men are mostly cut from the same mold

It does look like ramen noodles . I was skeptical about it when I put it in . should have asked , but it looked like a bath mat same shape . LOL

LOL! I really cant say I blame you. You never know now a days, it coulda been anything!

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

nice reply
I'm glad you found humor in it . It is damn funny though .

I am sorry.. I just couldn't help myself from laughing, even when I reply this one... Hihihi

don't feel bad I laugh too when she finally told me

Hahahaha...lmao.
Oh poor cat. What's she going to use now? You better get it right and go buy her another one. Haha. This is very funny. I can only imagine the smirk on her face!

poor cat , I'm the one with egg all over my face . No wonder it is to rough to sit on

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Hmmm.....lucky cat, more loved!

HAHAHAha who was using the mat .
that cat need to learn how to hunt in the field outside . or starve lol
not really .

Hahahaha, what a funny ending... I was bursting at the seams, LOL!!! I give you a C- for not figuring out what the mat is for, hehehehe! But, hey... but I give you 5 stars for initiative!

yea I am really not to good at the domestic stuff . But it sure is funny and we had a big laugh about it . Thank goodness I've been married to her for so long it doesn't make sense to get rid of me :)

surely his cat is very comfortable, and also surely the cat is happy because your wife bought it for them

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