Wanna turn a guy on? Wanna know how-to get rid of a stalker or creep? Well, this guide works both ways. :)

So today I wanted to make a meme again, but then I had the idea to write this thing instead, let you women out there know the ugly truth about some things your boys out there won't tell you not to break your hearts. Here we go.

1.) Birkenstock

I know they are sooo comfortable and in 2018 trending but let me tell you: This sweat-tubs make you look like a hardcore feminist, that are not giving a fuck just on any guy. If so, you can make a statement with them. If not, go for any other design of sandals. He will be thankful in silence.

2.) Talk about how uncomfortable pumps are

Most guys love them, so do women. Long legs, more figure, a shaky butt, the design like weapon... but wearing them can cause a lot of suffering and pain. But no matter if you love or hate them: For us guys you women are like the most beautiful thing on earth. We dont want to know the truth about heels. We prefer to think "Wow!" instead of "she gotta be so happy when she arrives home", spotting a heeled chick in the streets.

3.) Give him mestruation details

Another alltime no-go was and is the period with all it's side effects. Sometimes it seems like a revenge, if women talk about it excessivly, because still there is no contraceptive for men yet (instead condoms). It's not fair, I know. It leaves the hormone-system in chaos, it can lead to headache, it interacts with other medicaments and even herbs. Some women never got any side effects, other suffer a lot. But please: Keep it to yourself. If you want to change it, use condoms instead, force him to do a vasectomy or find other ways.

4.) Envy

Reason for envy is mostly a lack of self-confidence. If you caught him looking at another (hotter?) woman or even flirting, you might most probably ask him anything about her, what she got you aint got, the classical court. It ll leave the impression you feel inferior to her which leads to she's even more attractive to him. You might try the opposite and go like: "I dont give a fuck who she is, I can get 10 freaking guys at our home within 5 mins, if you want I can leave you now and date the guys I was dreaming of at night, you wish?!?"
It doesn't matter if she got bigger boobs, longer legs or just something else you can't "provide". He'll think you're the most sexy woman in the world now. Confidence is the key.

5.) Being healthy-overdose

There's nothing wrong about a healthy lifestyle and you can still have your avocado a day. Just don't be obsessed with it. Still guys seem to like women, that can enjoy life. So food can be satisfaction too, right?! If you just order a salad and silent water anytime you guys go out, he'll think you' re some kind of nun or desert dweller. Even you're not that petite and skinny, just go for that ice-cream or fucking Big-Mac Double Whopper from time to time. Love it, while you eat it. He'll consider you way more attractive and easy-going. Also it's related to a healthy confidence, not to eat healthy stuff only. ;)

So...

that's it for now.

Leave a comment to tell me (us) what you think. Hope you enjoyed. :)