WOW...I Thought it Was About Three in the Morning...It's Only 10:25 PM...
Since I'm usually on Steemit in the wee hours of the morning, for whatever the reasons may be, that may explain my mental miscalculation of the time?
I'm quite certain all of you guys really are interested in knowing that phenomenon...if it 'is' factually a phenomenon...??? What sayeth all ye purveyor's of truth and disdain?
As you can see by the above, that I'm feeling quite whimsical; I'm sure you all needed to be told that as well, less ye may ere in judgmental retort of the contrary.
Now that I've gotten all that crap out of the way...I'm at a loss for knowing how to continue this much anticipated post...
You may or may not know that it's Sunday here in the N.E. US of A, and that means that Church services are over with for the day. Not that I went to Church, but I 'almost' did. The Church was closed when I got there, because it was the Lords day of rest...
That's what the Preacher told me...
Yeah...he told me that the Sabbath is really on Saturday, but he doesn't hold services on that day either, because it's BINGO day. Friday is Poker day, Thursday is Casino gambling day, Wednesday is Chorus practice, Tuesday is Band practice day and Monday is the day for cleaning the facility...
So, I asked him what day he holds services on and he said, "I don't"...??? HUH?
"I thought this was a Church..." I exclaimed with great fervor.
The robust gentleman responded, quite perplexingly,
"Services...??? Are you nuts??? I can't make any money passing that stupid ass collection plate around these days...all I get in attendance are about 3 or 4 people, and they're all old folk who look like they died standing up, and forgot to fall over..."
Since I didn't know how to adequately respond to such a crass statement from a man of the cloth, I just turned and rode away on my favorite, nimble sow...who galloped away in earnest. Obviously, she was anxious to get back to the farm and finish eating her mate.
Anyway...That's about all I can think of that any of you might be interested in hearing about my Sunday.
Have a nice day.
Ciao
Those men of the cloth.. pfft
Yeah...that 'cloth' seems somewhat tattered and stained these days...
Just a tad, just a teeny weeny tad!
I tried to send some flowers instead of steem.
(I thought the cd drive would finally have some use).
Now I have a nice smelling computer making some very strange noises...
Oh man...I tried to warn you about sending flowers that way!!! Spray the whole thing down with vinegar; that should help get rid of those strange noises.
A tough day mate ;-)
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Oh yeah...a tough one my friend...I might try a Synagogue next week instead of the Church...??? They should let me in, because I am circumcised, in case they check...???
Do you still have thailand on your mind.?lol
Chı̀ ... and I'm going to try and learn some basic Thai as well, like Thèā h̄ịr̀? and stuff like that.
I know 20 words!!
I knew 15 when I arrived , (30 years ago)
WOW...Mr. Lucy...You're an absolute Linguistic marvel...LOL
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