Waling through the Varied Industrial Building at the Iowa State Fair, there was a very large crowd standing around the booth of a bathroom scale manufacturer. The booth vendor was quite proud of his new model being introduced at the fair. "Listen to the features," he announced to the growing crowd. "It's calibrated to one one hundredth of a pound. It can measure your height as well in feet or meters. It gives you a read out in LED or voice simulator. And that's not all..." "Very impressive" interrupted a none too slender sales rep for a chain of furnishings stores, "But before I place an order, I'll have to try it out." "Be my guest" said the manufacturer graciously. No sooner had the sales rep taken his place on the scale than a loud, very robotic-sounding voice issued forth. "One at a time please. One at a time."

I think that scale could be used as a practical joke on someone.

Hope you enjoyed the humor.

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