(IJCH) Go figure? TIP (This Is the Philippines) - Humor

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(IJCH) Go figure? TIP (This Is the Philippines) - Humor

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"Pop's Place"

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"Pop's Place" - a nice, beach front and comfortable restaurant with a delicious, reasonably priced, sweet/sour pork and roasted chicken with rice (for two) item on the menu.

Time: 12:54pm

Activity: Lunch Date

Incident/Remarks:

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...I watch as my girlfriend is eating her roasted chicken.

She stabbed the chicken's main body and is forcibly sawing at it with her large "Soup Spoon" until she separates the tail-end of her chicken from the main body of the chicken.

After dissecting away the "offending chicken tail" of her roasted chicken, she pushes it (with disgust) to the outer-most-reaches of her plate.

"What's wrong, Honey? You want to send the chicken back to the kitchen?" I asked, genuinely concerned.

She looks at me with that "You stupid foreigner, are you really THAT RETARDED?!" expression on her face, and says, "It's the dirty butt part of the chicken."

"Yum! Yum!"

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I reached over and popped it in my mouth, chewed, and smacked my lips, saying, "It's delicious!"

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My girlfriend will heartily - no, voraciously devour with joy, massive amounts of skewered chicken intestines from street vendors with "suspect hygiene and barbecue procedures"; but refuses to eat a thoroughly cooked-to-juicy-perfection dirty chicken butt!

Imagine that?

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"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai

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haha that made me laugh thanks will all going on around here needed that.

That was funny! It's a cultural thing. For the same reason, I have met people not eating chicken drums and only buying chicken wings, because the drums were the dirty feet.

Well... depends on the culture. Some people eat chicken butts, some don’t. It is also a matter of taste and health. That part is very fatty. I don’t eat it, I don’t eat intestines either. 🍗 and breast only.

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