Astronomers Find Black Holes Swallow and Then Burp Up Stars

Astronomers Find Black Holes Swallow and Then Burp Up Stars: Astronomers have discovered black holes don't just “eat” stars, but they also “burp” them back up as stellar ghosts. They burp them up? Well, I can’t say I’m really surprised, after all, everyone knows they eat these stars way too fast. I mean, aren’t they supposed to wait something like 20 light years for the star to digest before eating another one?

Earliest Known Drawing Found on Rock in South African Cave: The earliest known cave drawing in history – a red, cross-hatched pattern believed to be 73,000 years old – has been found in a cave in South Africa. While archeologists are thrilled, art critics were not impressed, describing the painting as “primitive at best.”

Man Planning Murder Accidentally Butt-Dials Victim: Police in Arkansas say a man's plot to murder another man was reportedly uncovered after he accidentally “butt-dialed” his intended victim who overheard the man discussing the murder plot and called police. I guess that’s what can happen when people start talking out of their ass.