Prince Philip Surrenders Driver’s License After Crash at Age 97

in #humor5 years ago (edited)

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Prince Philip Surrenders Driver’s License After Crash at Age 97: After Prince Philip flipped his Land Rover last month and miraculously walked away completely uninjured from what could have been a deadly accident, Buckingham Palace has announced the 97-year-old Prince has decided to “voluntarily” surrender his driver’s license.

Well, on a positive note, there’s always Uber. Now in his defense, perhaps the Prince just forget that in the UK, they drive on the left side of the road. That said, it’s kind of a shame he still can't keep driving just a wee bit longer - at least until President Trump pays his next visit. I think it would be terrific if Trump had someone who really knows the area like Prince Philip does - to chauffeur him around.

Of course, here in America, we don’t have royalty, but we do have Trump - a sleazy politician who thinks he should be royalty. Now I seriously doubt that Trump drives, but I do know that if he did - and if he drove the same way he tries to run the country, he'd never even get out of the driveway - assuming he’d be able to somehow squeeze behind the wheel in the first place.

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For his own sake and the sake of others on the road, this is the best option.

You've got that right my friend!

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