Are you ready for a good laugh???
Sorry for missing last week. I caught my husband's 'Manflu.' I am so drained I can't think. My fingers are numb and I just want to go to bed. He got to spend 2 weeks in bed LOL I got 1 day. Funny how life works.
First of all THANK YOU to all of you which added in on the laughs.
@wolfhart What does the moon 🌚 and people have in common..they both have backsides.
@rebeccabe What do frogs wear on their feet?
open toad shoes
@nickhavey Patient: Doctor Doctor, I have a lettuce leaf stuck up my ass.
Doctor: That's the tip of the iceberg mate.
Now onto this week.
So I still stop by FB once in a while, just to spread cuteness and such just due to the amount of negativity on there. Here are a couple of memes I just died over.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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How much ice cream can you have on Valentines Day
One cupid full
LOL I love it. It's the simple ones that get us!!
Very cute...my husband also had the man flu but I did not get it as bad...fought it off, sure can zap energy.
There is a joke about when a woman has labor pain she can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has the flu.
LOL I usually tell mine to push a watermelon out when he's peeing 😁 It has been energy draining. I was reading a post earlier, I REALLY like it. I cannot for the life of me remember much about it.
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Thanks for the good lough!
Haha, We've just had the same situation here! It's man-viral I guess :D
There is something going around all over the place. I'm glad it was just in my sinus. Glad you got a laugh 💜@insight-out .
Thanks for the good laugh! I needed it just now for things aren't going so smoothly so it's good to just stop and have a chuckle!
I am finding I need to do this as much as everyone seems to need it. Thank you so much @porters
These are hilarious - especially @wolfhart's deceptively simple ones.
I think that's the archbishop of Canterbury with the Queen - he's on black too... I hope they're on the same side...
It makes you wonder :P I just couldn't pass that one up.
I agree though, @wolfharts jokes make me just giggle. I love it.
What a blast this post was! So many funny things! Thanks for the laughs! 😁
Thank you) this is a good selection))
You're welcome @amalinavia :) We need more silliness 😁
So if a woman gets man flu... what does the illness become? Woman flu?
Thanks for the laughs here :)