Trump is "fact checked" by the media: A ROFL meme summary

We'll start off with an obvious mockery of the FakeNews Ministry of Truth from the Babylon Bee
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Ok, let's move on to the ...serious?..."fact checks"

When your "humanitarian crisis" isn't a REAL crisis

It's 18 years, not 19 years...IMPEACH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

33% is NOT between 20% and 40%. We learned Common Core math

31% is NOWHERE near 1/3. JouroMath FOR THE WIN!

If Soros didn't fund them, they're NOT caravans!

Metaphors? Nonsense, it's a LIE!!!!!1!!11

Baksheesh? Is that in the Middle East?

Donald Trump says Iran got $150 billion and $1.8 billion in cash.
The $1.8 billion is reasonably accurate. The official amount is $1.7 billion. However, there’s no evidence that barrels and boxes were involved.
We rate this claim Half True.

In Chinese, "almost 40%" is the OPPOSITE of 37.4 in American math

Shhh, don't let Politfact know that the Senate is the Senate

DONALD TRUMP
"This election marks the largest Senate gains for a president's party in a first midterm election since at least President Kennedy's in 1962."
PolitiFact National on Thursday, November 8th, 2018
"Senate"

Esquire and Cooper refute Trump's fakenews claims by staging photograph

Esquire
Anderson Cooper Refutes Donald Trump Jr.'s False Meme About Hurricane Florence Coverage

There are 2 square feet in which a steel mill DID NOT reopen, SO THERE!

DONALD TRUMP
"All across Ohio, steel mills are reopening."
— PolitiFact Ohio on Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

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Is this the Onion, or is this news?

If any of this is correct, his and their actual words...

then i need to build an asylum to put them all in.
Maybe i will start with building a wall along the south side.

ROFL

yup, these are true

The politfact ones are here
https://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/half-true/?page=1

I'm too lazy to source the others, but I've seen most of those in the original

EDIT: the first one is from the Babylon Bee, a parody site

We can teech dez peeples how to maths?

...too pretty...; who’s stupid?

the journalists that PRETEND that 31% isn't 1/3

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I liked how Trump didn't wait for Pelosi to introduce him to the SOTU 2019, yesterday. Trump started talking right away. Somebody said that Trump was wrong, that we have really been at war for an even longer time, for even more years. Wow. Funny. Shocking. Love that the women wore white like KKK members, which they are. Here is an upvote from me, Oatmeal.

thanks Joey!

I didn't watch the SOTU myself

If Trump wasnt going to march in there with the Eight and I Marine Barracks and bayonet the whole lot of them, then it wasnt worth it to me LOL

It does seem like everybody loved it tho

Yeah, we gotta drain the swamp at a faster pace. Trump is around Satanic Morons. They're trying to kill Trump and other people. Time is running out. People will be shouting to tear down walls in the future at the same time. So, Trump is thinking long-term, which is smart, but maybe not smart enough. And we got a lot of other problems, too, like 5G, vaccines, China, Big Pharma, Geoengineering, etc.

I'm not convinced that Trump isnt kabuki theatre to give the deep state some breathing win

I am proceeding as if he is serious

All we can do is all that we can do, regardless of whatever Trump is and is not. We can see that Trump has been lowering taxes and regulations, bringing back jobs, lowering crime, arresting gang members and others, building wall, and the list goes on. I don't care if Trump is Jesus or Satan or whatever. What I care about are results. Those are things that has been happening. I want to get Trump to talk about 5G and geoengineering and other things. Trump works for us. So, we gotta get Trump to do what we want him to do. We also got to do as much as we can do ourselves at the same time.

All we can do is all that we can do

Plus

We also got to do as much as we can do ourselves at the same time.

exactly

trust in god, and carry a hidden pistol!

I'm turning 34 years old, and I just got my driver's permit last Tuesday, just a few days ago. Driving is a freedom. Yeah, I'm behind. Should have been driving years ago. Been busy teaching English in Vietnam for 5 years. Been a camp counselor for 5 years, before that. Been busy with many things. But driving is liberty. And I need to learn how to shoot a gun. That's another thing on my to-do list. It's never too late. Even for me.

add working out to your list. (if you can afford a personal trainer, and you're not a fitness guru, then splurge, well worth it)

vet your diet, get proper sleep, learn mediation or yoga

These are the easier things to fit into your schedule

martial arts and weapons training are next

Then there are all sorts of useful skills to get

dont try to get everything in all at once ;>

Lies, damned lies, and statistics. Pot meet kettle. On and on it goes.

Thanks!

Today, I am more amused at mocking these leftists subhumans than enraged at them ;>

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