Ye Brings Dragon Energy to the Oval Office

In yet another surreal adventure in politics, Kanye West visited the White House today towing in heart enough dragon energy to power the country for at least the rest of the current news cycle and maybe half of next weeks too. Where to start? A lot of things were said and they weren’t necessarily in the order one might expect them to be.

Kanye is an artist after all and to capture people with art, one needs to be able to whimsically tightrope across the grand divide that separates madness from genius. He does it all very well in this 20-minute clip below which may have you questioning whether or not you woke up on the other side of the multiverse.

After all, who could have predicted a Donald Trump victory? Even then, who could have predicted his unique style and approach to the office like no one had imagined or ever seen before? Who could have predicted the unlikely friendship between Ye and the Don MAGA?

Granted it’s a friendship that they can both gain from. A win/win friendship if you will, yet what I’m more interested in is the chaos aspect that this odd couple will bring to America. Can the flapping of a dragon’s wings in the oval office bring peace to the streets of Chicago? Or a meaningful prison reform to the nation? Or dare I say it, a hydrogen-powered iPlane that will replace Air Force One?

You might be thinking, this guy is off of his noodle talking all sorts of wackadelic mumbo jumbo. That is where I would say to you that you may be miscalculating the power of chaos theory. Anything and everything can happen because of this public meeting of the minds.

Brace yourselves because it’s about to get even more real. The sky is the limit and where she stops nobody knows. The course has been plotted and we’re taking the third star to the right and straight on until midnight.

So just fasten your seat belts tight with a snort and a grin if you must and on the way enjoy our historical in-flight special about basketball diplomacy and how Dennis Rodman helped prevent World War III. That's right, never underestimate the power of the MAGA cap(e).