2019-2069 Ignoble by land, noble by sea

A subset of the Coastal Tank villagers, Katrinians were direct descendants of Hurricane Katrina in the twenty-first century. Excellent seaman and pirates, they plied the gulf of Mexico for their wares. Rowdy and boisterous, they would just as soon back a gas line from your house and detonate the fumes with gunfire, just to watch the earth shake. This according to Dr. Love a descendant of Napoleon Lafayette himself and distant relative of both Seminole indian and Angolan tribes removed during the trail of tears. During the old Mississippi river, they worked as porters and Croupier on refrigerated barges, from which came reefer madness. They were glad to separate you from your money, if you were so inclined and unawares. There enhanced sense of awareness could be summed up by Darwin's: because bacteria was fuzzy, did it automatically turn into mammals? I do declare.