The Fun Game Is Back! Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
Tell A Joke, Get A Free Resteem
All these other resteem services out there charge you SBD or Steem to resteem your post. I will resteem your post as long as you tell a joke. That's it, tell a joke and get a resteem of your post to my 2822 followers!
No upvoting, following, or resteeming this post required!
The Rules
#1 Tell a joke
#2 Drop you link into the comment box
Example of a valid entry
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
My post to resteem: https://steemit.com/contest/@ilovepoorpeople/crazy-giphy-of-the-day-contest
That's it.... Tell a joke, get a free resteem!
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave
heres a good one to resteem:
https://steemit.com/community/@dustsweeper/ann-introducing-dustsweeper-a-new-service-to-turn-dust-into-profit
You got a 15.30% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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you received an up vote from danlupi with voting power of 55.71%. Estimated dollar amount of $3.0
hahaha... you have some funny ones, resteemed with pleasure
How do you know that beer contains female hormones?
A: If you drink two or three, you can't drive properly anymore and start talking nonsense
You got a 21.09% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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Which one of your children will never grow up and move away?
Your husband!
here is the link to resteem:
https://steemit.com/travel/@beeyou/more-than-cheese-curds-in-wisconsin
You got a 5.97% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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resteemed if for you... Good job too by the way and true in your case for sure :)
The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly, try-weekly, and try-weakly.
https://steemit.com/newbiegames/@royaleagle/weekly-redfish-and-minnow-mixer-100-sbd-giveaway-5-9-18
You got a 4.76% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @unleashpower!
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You got a 25.00% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
resteemed... and very funny :P haha
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
And the post to resteem with it is this one, thank you :)
https://steemit.com/welcometosteemit/@surfermarly/the-revised-american-dream-is-called-the-new-world-and-you-can-find-it-on-steemit-com
The force is with you! You got a 25.00% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
fun again! resteemed!!!
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Here is the link:
https://steemit.com/steem/@briancourteau/what-steemit-means-to-me-and-has-given-me-while-i-fight-death
resteemed and great link! Good joke too
This game is closed... If you want to play again, we have an even better game out and we even have a prize for best and worst joke!
The force is with you! You got a 20.00% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
I thought this was was true... Not so funny, but definitely true!
If love is 'grand', what is divorce?
A hundred grand, or more.
The force is with you! You got a 17.24% upvote from @steemyoda courtesy of @unleashpower!
yikes! In my family, we call that "half-kidding" :)
lol.. yes I know... but its been true of several people I know so I don't know how funny they think it would be ;)
You got a 6.95% upvote from @emperorofnaps courtesy of @ilovepoorpeople!
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Probably not funny at all :)
very good joke and you can give a link for that if you like!
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Here is the post to resteem please!
https://steemit.com/welcometosteemit/@mountainjewel/bvjaxz3f
You got a 33.33% upvote from @payforplay! Please consider delegating steem power to @payforplay. We are currently sharing 100% of our profits with our delegators. That's correct, 100%! It doesn't get better than that. It is essentially running your own bid bot without doing any of the work. Steem power can be delegated here: https://steembottracker.com/delegation.html
You got a 3.23% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @unleashpower!
another good one and funny, never heard that one
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them
Please resteem this one:
https://steemit.com/walkwithme/@lynncoyle1/yesterday-was-a-great-day
hahaha good one @unleashpower!! And thank you ;)
that was a good one wasn't it! :P
It sure was!!
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resteemed that lovely post!