Make day funny (1308r)

""Please don't do this,"" I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.

How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it

What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha

I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor.