Make day funny (1953d)
I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes. 'Cause at some point, everyone has to go!
What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base.
We have much to learn about the fabric of space-time. But we know you can't make a decent sweater out of it. Too scratchy.
Her phone display is brighter than her future.
There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.