Make day funny (2682k)

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell.

I played the word ""mature"" in a game of Scrabble. My friend played ""immature"" and got the Triple Word Score so I flipped the board over.

Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Either my 1 year old found the stash of markers or she head-butted a rainbow.